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Dominion4UsAll 37 points ago +37 / -0

Hates Coke, still sells Sprite.

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Wankerton [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

I only put things on the shelf never took it off.

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StrongPeacemaker 6 points ago +6 / -0

SHIIIII boiiii

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AlcoholicRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Dr. Pepper and Canada Dry.

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WiseDonkey 10 points ago +10 / -0

If I go here and scroll to the bottom of the page it says "DR PEPPER is a registered trademark of Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc." so I don't think Dr. Pepper is part of Coke (since Coke owns Sprite and Sprite competes with Seven Up). Am I wrong?

Similarly, Canada Dry's page says: "CANADA DRY, CANADA DRY TEN, AND THE SHIELD DESIGN are registered trademarks of Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc."

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Gotrek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Canada dry in canada I believe is a Cadbury brand. Same with Tahiti treat, crush etc.

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YouTubeSucksDicks 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Canada, do they just call it "Dry"?

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Gotrek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only when we're talking about beer :) mmm ginger ale... ale= beer... dammit my funny backfired.

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AlcoholicRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huh, they all come on the same Coke truck where I live. Maybe they just distribute it.

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Foxbat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct. Coke and Dr. Pepper often have the same distributor, but are manufactured by totally different companies.

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CanadianFreedomLover 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here in Canada, Pepsi distributes Dr. Pepper.

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Singingthebattlecry -3 points ago +1 / -4

Dr. Pepper is split between both Coke and Pepsi. You can usually tell who it is by the bottle.

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anon09 5 points ago +5 / -0

no! leave the canada dry!

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

they did say “be less white” to be fair

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Dominion4UsAll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol true.

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HunterSthompson420 25 points ago +25 / -0

Not doing your job is being less white

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Wankerton [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

I figure I could reach across the aisle and not do my job for the products that want me to be less white.

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FlexPowerhouse 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like the way you think, have an updoot.

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kcidgib 9 points ago +9 / -0

Need to let Pepsi go to the front of the line. If you didn't know that your a white dude, and probably drink beer, or have an American flag. You might even be a Christian, love your kids. You need to be immediately directed to the nearest re-education camp.

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MrSir 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you admit carbonation is fantastic

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Light_HIV_Effect 1 point ago +1 / -0

They donate to planned parenthood

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invalid_data 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put a little sign where the coke should be "Too White to Sell Coke. Out Until Further Notice"

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Kaiheitai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Putting snappy 'Be less white!' stickers on Coke vending machines would be great

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Jmadness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why the sprite still in stock? Its a coke product too.