Babylon Bee: Dangerous Conspiracy Theorist Doesn't Believe Vaccines Work
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Is a vaccine that only masks the symptoms actually a vaccine? Or is it a new narrative so they can keep the COVID bogeyman alive forever?
We all know what the answer is, they’re creating that “asymptomatic spread” vector that has been disproven several times over by independent studies. Because if asymptomatic spread isn’t a thing, then masks are useless, because healthy people aren’t spreading the virus.
However after the “vaccine” they very well could. This is gonna be bad news, I can feel it already. If they lose the mask mandate then they lose the visual control that keeps the sheep in line.
They've already lost the mask mandate, they just won't admit it.
I'm seeing more and more people call BS on the whole thing.
Where? I'm in Texas in a red voting suburb and I'm often the only mask less person in the grocery store. Occasionally I'll see one or two other free breathers
Sadly most wear their muzzle.
SoCal, believe it or not.
I'm seeing more people ignore mask rules than I'd have thought, but I'm also having conversations with "normies" who suspect the whole thing was a hoax the whole time. These are not your normal conspiracy theorists.
Mexicans. One of the things I hate about them is also the flip side of one of the things I love about them: apathy vs. not giving a shit about your stupid rules or what you think.
Outstanding comment.
The ones who work for woke (corporate) employers are religious mask wearers, but you know what they're thinking.
"FREE BREATHERS...."
I'm adding that to my vernacular.
I thank you.
Is this that “leaky vaccine” type that I saw someone comment about?
Ah, you believe "asymptomatic spread" will be possible because of drastically reduced symptoms ie. "Appear" asymptomatic, thus actually becoming a problem? Interesting.
Anybody want to talk me down from "they are shooting for a Marek Disease scenario with a fucking purposely leaky vaccine" ledge?
https://babylonbee.com/news/dangerous-conspiracy-theorist-doesnt-believe-vaccines-work
These vaccines are not about covid. They are part of a much more sinister plan for depopulation. Remember India and countless women complaining that they were made sterile after taking the vaccine for parvovirus. The sterilization program is now worldwide. Except it's kicked into hyperdrive.
best work yet.
Babylon Bee is amazing!!
I thought they did satire.
No, that would be CNN.
It's not a vaccine though, and it doesnt work. At best they say it might lessen your symptoms but won't prevent infection or transmission
Since they're doing less test cycles (CDC finally decided it's safe to change the way they test now that China Joe's in), the cases/deaths are dropping like a rock--but they don't want to report the good news!
Now who would say such a thing?
Are flu cases still at 0% while Covid cases are still at 1000%?
https://babylonbee.com/news/dangerous-conspiracy-theorist-doesnt-believe-vaccines-work
There is no CCP virus vaccine.
The people at the bee are geniuses.
ALL MSM OUTLETS SHOULD CONSULT THE DUDE THAT IS FAUCI'S WIFE TO GET A TRANSLATION OF WHAT FAUCI REALLY MEANS PRIOR TO QUOTING HIM.
"You all?"