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Top KEK (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Fakename +1015 / -0
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annamaga 54 points ago +54 / -0

must not realize this train has no brakes

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MAGA_SCIENCE 18 points ago +18 / -0

It shows how the BLM run by a domestic white terrorist is not about Black Lives but Marxism and Democrats. Just a photo shoot.

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +13 / -0

How many of those whales keeled over before walking 1/4 mile?

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MAGA_SCIENCE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ha! I was wondering if 1st responders were near by.

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Fakename [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

💪💪

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Locomotive Breath is now being sung in my head.

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annamaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

for me it's No Leaf Clover - TRUMP TRAIN COMIN' YOUR WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

That should have been mine. That's one of my favorite Metalica songs.

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women_for_trump 27 points ago +28 / -1

Do.....do they think it's an actual train?

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Dpatriot 34 points ago +34 / -0

Well they thought coyotes were actually animals so....wouldn't put it past them.

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IamM 14 points ago +14 / -0

If I remember correctly they were so paranoid of this that roadrunner preservation groups saw a 4,000% increase in membership in the past 4 months, with sales of giant anvils dropping as well.

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Fakename [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly LOL

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Fenuuk 3 points ago +3 / -0

dont tell them most train drivers are asleep on the job

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me, I need to go check in on Coyote Girl to see if Patriots are still terrorizing her Twatter feed.

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Rerun1Central 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes - the don't read or grasp concepts well - but are often great at sports ball games

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Fakename [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably

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Hambonemcgee 19 points ago +19 / -0

I wonder how long it will take for them to realize that freight trains take a very long time to stop?

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Winter_bow_huntress 6 points ago +6 / -0

About 5 seconds before they are turned into human pancakes lol

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Oback_Barama 6 points ago +6 / -0

They’ll start to realize once that freight train is about a mile deep into the “protest”.

Of course if the engineer saw what they did to people driving cars this past summer, he probably wouldn’t bother with putting on the breaks.

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TakenusernameA 8 points ago +8 / -0

He wouldnt even be able too. Trains take forever to break. He would need to know about the BLM wall a few miles beforehand to stop in time.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe that's why they put the fatties in the front? That dude in the black might be able to stop a train by himself.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Look at the white guilt fag next to him. Such a shame what these commie tyrants have done.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like half of my neighbors.

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Mr.GoodWrench 14 points ago +14 / -0

Looks like we need the Cow Catchers back on those trains boys!!!!

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FUSnowflake 11 points ago +12 / -1

From those who apparently agree with the idea that mathematical accuracy is "White Supremacy" -- they possibly risk getting a crash course (C W I D T?) in the mathematical underpinnings of physics.

Momentum cannot be defeated by raised eyebrows, REEEEEES, and social pressure.

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the-mighty-kc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Believe the science bigot!

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k_the_c 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trains NEVER lose a fight. Trust me.

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember some video on the 'net yeeeeeeeeeeeeeears ago where somebody managed to catch a train hitting a semi truck's trailer filled with oranges.

It was an orange explosion. Like you'd expect to see in some kind of citrus candy commercial, except real.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Superman would like to have a word.

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k_the_c 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hoist by my own cleverness. How ironic.

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Dpatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

We get it we get it. Black people are superior to white people.

Can we move on now?

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Fakename [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Trump train has no breaks

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Toobin247 6 points ago +6 / -0

If this is real, I don’t see why we should stop them.

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Kaarous 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fully endorse and advocate for this.

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Fakename [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am hoping meme magic kicks in

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do Tanks next!

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Rerun1Central 4 points ago +4 / -0

white dude in white shorts with flip flops and no hat is gonna be looking ragged tomorrow.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the gal in the black tank top wearing heels?

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Rerun1Central 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLM too afraid of water to mess with Boat Parades!

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partly_asian-_- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boat parades are safe until the government starts giving out welfare boats.

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ZS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

fairly ironic considering how the BLM movement red pilled many people myself included.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better late than never. Welcome.

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everylastjuan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Front row needs to call Liberty Medical, stat.

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FUSnowflake 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Brake lines matter" ...? Trains take a l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-g time to stop for a reason.

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zerocooltx 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's the most any of those people have walked in decades.

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Jinx 3 points ago +3 / -0

We might have issues trying to stop the guy in black - he's as wide as the train tracks.

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Barbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see they put the big boy right up front. He ain’t gonna stop no train, he’ll be like a bowling ball knocking down all them pins behind him.

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NavySTG 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ham planet in all black may derail a train.

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RandoBudster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Parade of the fats?

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MuricaQThroatpuncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do anything as long as it doesn't involved fixing shithole cities or educating illiterate children.

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please do 🤣

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TheAnomalousUser 2 points ago +3 / -1

Please. Try and block a train. You'd be doing the world a favor!

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Glock43Groves 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 YES!! BLM!! PLEASE STOP THE TRUMP TRAIN!! LMFAORN...!

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RachetQueen2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a Type II diabetes convention? Future stroke & cardiac event convention?

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marieantoinette2013 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that they should do things that matter, not just say they matter. I can say I'm queen of America but saying it doesn't make it so.

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Efrum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know someone had to have said it already but trains don't stop for pedestrians. I've been in the engine crossing a trestle watching the idiot mountain biker on the bridge get closer and closer...I asked the engineer if he was going to hit the brakes. "Nope, I'll give'em a chance and let off of the throttle though"

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White-tailed_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judging by the size of some of them, the could probably stop a truck by standing in the way.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLM really doesnt care about anyone's life it seems.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks more like a "Fat Lives Matter" march to me.

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Ice_Joker 1 point ago +1 / -0

They could use the exercise.

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SweetCheeses 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let it roll.

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Gmelindag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my gosh, these people, maybe their weight makes their brains not work well enough!

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ChickenWW3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looik at those poor starving black people. Their life must be hell.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'd think all of those marches would burn a few calories.

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RoBatten 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's enough girth in that front row to stop a train . . .

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7mmAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

All I see are a lot of blocked arteries

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HolaPendejos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Submarines are symbols of oppression and black appropriation

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

This train also has a cow pusher... how are your gymnastics skills faggot??

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Hodeefuk265 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg these people are dumb. They have no idea what they are fighting for.

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Drinkup4 1 point ago +1 / -0

This might thin the herd a little.

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GarudaDarkblack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really wish this was real. By the time a train saw them it would be through all of them before it could stop.

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Pepedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just glad these people are walking

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JimQPublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Natural selection just got its stimulus.

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Donger-Lord2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Have they no self awareness? Our train doesn’t have breaks because it doesn’t need breaks where it’s going.