This works really well. Wacky shit didn't happen like this under GEOTUS, so he can't be blamed.

Under a Biden* Administration, Daft Punk calls it quits in 2021. FFS, one of the two of them exploded ISIS style.

Under a Biden* Administration, Texans don't have clear federal leadership during a "climate emergency."

Under a Biden* Administration, Tiger Woods gets into a motor vehicle collision.

Under a Biden* Administration, insulin prices are skyrocketing.

Under a Biden* Administration, discussion of federal policy in public forums (YouTube) has been silenced.