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posted ago by MeanMisterMustardCap ago by MeanMisterMustardCap +1235 / -1

Stopped by Costco in Independence, Missouri tonight to pick up a bag of coffee beans. Took my mask off as soon as I was 5' past the greeter (as I usually do), went straight over to the coffee section, snagged a bag of beans and proceeded to the self-checkout aisle. As I'm tendering out, a guy with a clipboard (we'll call him CovidMaskFaggot #1) comes up to me and says "You're going to need to put a mask on if you want to shop here," to which I replied "No, thank you." He says, "In that case I'm terminating this transaction" and SHUTS OFF THE MACHINE! I looked him in the eye and said "Would you please turn that on so that I can pay for my beans and be on my way?" and he says "Not without a mask on." I said "Why are you acting like such an asshole?" He immediately gets on the radio and calls for a manager. I said, "Yeah - get manager, I'd like to speak with him." CovidMaskFaggot#1 scurries off to intercept the manager who has emerged from the back office (we'll call him CovidMaskFaggot #2). I make my way over there and say "Hi! I'd like to pay for these beans, please." Without missing a beat CovidMaskFaggot #2 says "Were you abusive to CovidMaskFaggot #1?" I said "Not until CovidMaskFaggot #1 started acting like a piece of shit to me." CovidMaskFaggot #2 snags the beans out of my hand, says that abuse of their associates will "not be tolerated" and asks me to leave. So I calmly left. Called wife on the way home and proposed canceling our membership...but that I didn't need an answer right away, just think about it. We spend a lot of money there on groceries and I expense office supplies there for my employer (work for a very small business - boss is out-of-state). I can't in good conscience go on rewarding that kind of heavy-handed authoritarianism with my hard-earned money.

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CoreyAnder 19 points ago +19 / -0

My HD and Lowe’s in SC don’t say a word. I only wear a mask when I get a haircut.

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Kekmanchoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stop wearing a mask to the hair cuckery then too. If they don't want your business then they won't get it. I'm sure some people will be upset to miss out on your tip.

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dw21 1 point ago +6 / -5

Hard to find a good barber though... And breathing through a mask is not nearly so bad when you're sitting still.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Learn to cut your own hair or have a family member do it. It's not that hard. People just never get into it because they're afraid of the 3-4 bad haircuts during the learning curve. I learned from books, but now YouTube has everything you'd ever need to know about it.