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cookiesforsale 19 points ago +19 / -0

Then there is the FL governor... "How am I going to drink a beer if I have a mask on?"

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NataliesFeet 17 points ago +17 / -0

Then there is the FL almost governor... "How am I going to fuck a male prostitute if I have clothes on?"

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cookiesforsale 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is true.... my only rebuttle is FL man and FL woman are real... hell FL woman apparently stabbed her boyfreind with an alarm clock... http://www.newsdaytonabeach.com/stories/fcso-woman-stabs-boyfriend-with-alarm-clock,5544 .....So our almost governor doing that did not surprise anyone to be fair

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F33linFr0ggy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm wondering if it was his alarm going off and he just kept snoozing it till she snapped.