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ghost_of_aswartz 26 points ago +31 / -5

Trump has never done drugs and doesn't drink because drinking killed his brother. He is obese and should take this time to do keto

I think he could get a couple of big macs and ditch the bun and lose the fries

He could get away with that until mcdonalds switches over to locust burgers

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ghost_of_aswartz 18 points ago +19 / -1

He needs to lose the diet cokes and switch to LaCroix or that one from fresh market that is like 10% grapefruit juice that is quite amazing

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ghost_of_aswartz 5 points ago +7 / -2

He also needs to take zinc+quercetin, high dose vit D, vit A, C, E and serrapeptase + nattokinaes + lumbrokinase

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

REGENERON, you say?