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edxzxz 88 points ago +88 / -0

On the upside, the new nuclear protocols do away with the old 2 key initiation and replace it with a more secure initiation device which requires blowing a .25 blood alcohol content, which only Nancy can do without being dead, so it is technically more secure.

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ProphetOfKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

He said blow not suck.

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TrumpTrain_531 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Barack likes to give suckjobs to Big Mike"

Doesn't have the same ring to it

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c0mpl3x 9 points ago +9 / -0

Top kek

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, how many tries before they explain to her that she has to blow into the machine, not suck it?

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