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spelunking_librator 26 points ago +26 / -0

or delay the response on china's command

or leak plans on attack

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Oback_Barama 23 points ago +23 / -0

Imagine how happy China would be if our nuclear response has to go through congress for approval.

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PraiseBeToScience 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fucking shitlibs would literally vote to not retaliate because "it's an act of white supremacy to do so".

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

*Kaboom! BaBOOM!*

NO WE CAN'T LAUNCH OURS, THAT'LL START A WAR WITH CHINA!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom

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