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Toughsky_Shitsky 36 points ago +36 / -0

Literally nothing. Just stare with a blank face, let them scream, then turn away from them and walk away.

This really does piss them off the most. They are screaming for attention, like children. Don't give them what they want.

I promise you that this tactic will shut them up and piss them off at the same time, better than anything else you try.

Try it.

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DrCowboyPresident 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the way. Treat them like the nothings they are.

And if they try to get physical, get in their face and stare right into their eyes.

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coolhandcuke 13 points ago +13 / -0

I agree. Treat them like a toddler having a tantrum. I see parents saying to their kids, "Honey? Don't you want to get up off the floor and stop crying?" It never works.

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Trumpdidit 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sounds like how the republicans do when democrats are taking control, which is why we are currently in our situation, allowing them to have their 3 minutes than walking away quiet and peacefully has been republicans MO for 10 years, which is why they have ran over us with their semi's, destroying us at every avenue. Need to start fighting back, or you will continue to have sand kicked into your face, in front of the hot chicks.

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Jaqen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Need to start fighting back, or you will continue to have sand kicked into your face, in front of the hot chicks.

When you fight in their sandbox, you both get dirty and no one wins.

Verbal altercations on the street are for low intelligence primates. A smart person would never engage in that scenario, unless it was a critical self defense situation.

In fact, the best way to escalate a verbal insult situation is to run your mouth back in return. It could easily escalate into a critical self defense situation, although now with the added liability of the fact that you participated in the verbal insults yourself.

The reason you do not speak to strangers, get in verbal altercations, talk to the police and similar, all has the same root virtue that can be expressed in several ways: Silence is golden. Information is power. Privacy is protection.

Beware the fury of a patient (quiet) man. The dog with the biggest bite has the quietest bark. The adages go on and on but the point is simple: talk is cheap.

Men of action do not run their mouths.

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Men of action do not run their mouths.

I have a Trump card that defies that statement....

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usdodsgssog 3 points ago +5 / -2

I have a country that's been handed over to communists card that makes Jaqen's statement true. Trump never performed the necessary actions that were required to secure the country. And if he wanted specific actions from the people to assist, he should have acted to get people to do so instead of making it seem as though he had it all under control. Now let the down votes begin...

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +3 / -2

So you feel walking away is the resort that will get you the outcome you are hoping for. Men of action, control the action, cowards walk away, not to fight another day, but to coward back into mommies arms. Enough with the nice dude platform, either duke up or shut up.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

duke up or shut up

Right. Because fists are the answer to meaningless insults from strangers.

Confident people do not let the opinions of strangers affect them to the point of losing self control. That is what an insecure person would do.

Advocate simian behavior all you want, but don't expect many friends on your side.

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah because stealing your vote and committing fraud to appoint a pedophile, is just everyday stuff, that we should accept. Civil war was started because they didn't want to end slavery, you don't think the crimes they committed and are standing behind is worth a war...I DO.

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

stealing your vote and committing fraud to appoint a pedophile, is just everyday stuff, that we should accept

No, that is treason, and a great reason to hang a person in the town square for the women and children to watch and wail over. Traumatic, but keeps them aimed straight.

Some random Karen getting mouthy with you on the street? That is firmly within the turn the other cheek territory.

Look, we are all mad as a kicked hornets nest, fren. But each situation is unique and requires an appropriate response.

In some cases, no response at all is the best response.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Freedom of speech includes graphs and sentence's that even you don't agree with, which is why it's called an Amendment.... of the first.

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grndmrshlgando 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re not children though they’re dangerous unstable people who have been given leverage over you.

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Lepreco-Inc 1 point ago +2 / -1

If you see a hungry wolf do you talk to it?

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Typically would have a non response and walk on by. But as of late they're catching me in the checkout lane and I'm trapped between customers being verbally assaulted.

I'll follow the bitch home... make sure she knows too!

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be considered physical assault and would lead to arrest. I don't want to get arrested. Just want Karen to stfu.

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oldgranny 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm an old broad and simply say I'm not wearing underwear either, and reach for the elastic on my polyester pants. No one has challenged me yet!

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de9ebkmd7 9 points ago +9 / -0

Are you the old granny without a mask I've been seeing regularly in the grocery for the past year? I know you probably aren't but I make eye contact with you and smile. I know you see my smile because I'm not wearing a mask either. There are too few of us.

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oldgranny 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you're in who gives a rats ass rural PA, you betcha! I'm not a conformist type. Military teaches The Constitution, I just do my part to enforce it!

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de9ebkmd7 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well you're probably not shopping in Michigan.

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markolbb 5 points ago +5 / -0

Username checks out.

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E-dantes 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I have a medical condition. Should I wear a gold star so everyone knows?"

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Actual response from Karen:

"🙄 Ya right"

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E-dantes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't care. Keep walking.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I can't wear a mask because I have ligma."

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant.

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megachessatron 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I have a medical condition called LIGMA"

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de9ebkmd7 7 points ago +7 / -0

"No! masks only work to stop the spread from asymptomatic people"

"Oh well then thank you for protecting me from you! I won't catch it then and you'll be safe!"

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usdodsgssog 11 points ago +11 / -0

[punch]

That's about all I got these days...

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm almost there...

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JiubUnbound 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Coca-Cola told me to be less white, so I was just playing the knock-out game."

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Atmosphreak82 9 points ago +9 / -0

"It's illegal to wear a mask while also concealing a gun"

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

This works better if you're not actually carrying.

Never allow others to know you are carrying, even for clever retort opportunities.

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Atmosphreak82 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh for sure. Although I own a gun i don't have my concealed carry permit yet.

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grndmrshlgando 8 points ago +8 / -0

Should respond with silence. Then with an ass kicking if they touch you

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drsowells1fan 8 points ago +8 / -0

"My body, my choice...that's how it works, right?...RIGHT?"

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DudePlayingaDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm Chief BeataBitch of the Slapaho Nation. Fuck you, Karen, you mouthy bitch - whammo!

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

The best response is to open carry a large pistol on your hip. If you can't do that, move to a state where you can.

For the most part, these neurotics won't start their BS when they see you're armed. If they do, it's usually because they didn't notice, and that's when things get fun.

Calmly explain to them that the laws in your state make it a felony to wear a face covering while carrying a firearm. That's not true, you say? So fucking what! It's not true that masks protect your from the coof either, but crazy Karen is still up in your grill about it.

If she didn't notice you had a hand cannon on your hip, vapor lock. If she did, she's not in a position to refute your claim, so at best she grumbles about you choosing to carry instead of wearing the mask, wherein you remind her that the law gives you the right to carry, and you feel the need to, because of all the people driven crazy by their Covid neuroses. Then just stare at her.

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

...just stare at her.

That's perfect! Say nothing. Just stare... better yet... glare.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's legal in CA to knowingly infect someone with AIDS. Is Corona supposed to be worse than AIDS?

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PEPEpeepee 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one has said anything to me but a Karen gets in my face she better be ready for some equal rights and equal lefts.

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mountaininfidel 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just reply to them that they shouldn't converse with a serial killer .Give them a weird smile and walk away. Works like a charm. Oh n I forgot the freaky laugh.

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Jaqen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Replace "serial killer" with "stranger" and you have a very good reply.

If they continue, remind them it is part of the customs in your area (aka western civilization) to introduce yourself first, before starting a conversation with a stranger. That way, you can be acquainted, and not be strangers anymore.

People are disarmed by this. The moment they become less anonymous, they become more human, and therefore reasonable.

Etiquette did not arise from nowhere. It specifically addresses societal problems like the one being discussed here. Remind people about their responsibility to be polite and civilized.

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optimism_befitting 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them you are perfectly healthy and you trust your immune system, and that obesity is one of the biggest risk factors for poor outcomes. I'm assuming 9/10 Karens are rather large.

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biggerthanpluto 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wear a t shirt that says "It's okay. I voted for biden."

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Doggfaceponysoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

This shirt should have a picture of a bot or npc on it.

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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SickofItall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snatch their phone & punch them in the face. Period.

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BrewSwillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them you don't need a mask, because you don't have Covid. And if they have Covid, they shouldn't be going around putting other people's lives in danger!

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conservativeyuppie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't necessarily suggest saying this, but the response they deserve is "up your ass where it's more useful."

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Doggfaceponysoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is increasingly sounding like struggle sessions.

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Zamose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Laugh while turning towards a nonexistent camera and point at them with your thumb

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel as long as the clowns from clown world are wearing them, we from reality side of town, are safe from them infecting us with their liberal troll disease's....

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Lepreco-Inc 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hello.

Goodbye.

Have a lovely morning.

Commies aren’t people.

Jesus loves you.

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BabyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's the rest of your hair Gollum? Or did you loose THAT in the divorce too.

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Bman56 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just do not feel comfortable wearing a mask and carrying a gun. Works on the libtards every time.

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Sour_Limey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, no refunds.

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Kamaltoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I pretend I'm deaf. Sign language is the best response.

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texasbobcat5 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lolz brilliant! can't read lips when they are wearing a mask

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please leave me alone. I have a disability that prevents me wearing a mask and is a legally accepted exemption. You are fortunate because you don't have to deal with this disability but you feel compelled to harass a disabled person. If you continue to harass me, I'll file a complaint with the police and file an ADA complaint against you and your store. I'm just asking you to leave me be.

The point is, you have to call it a disability and berate them for harassing a disabled person. Gay ass mask-faggots don't want to be insensitive to people with disabilities. Then again, some just don't care.

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pokeman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary??

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Bman56 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use the following: I have CFS. Cmmon Fucking Sense. My body, My choice. The last time I wore a mask I ran short of air and almost shot someone.

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OldHickoryJackson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Carry a pocket notepad and pen. When confronted take it out and start asking them questions to weird them out. Write down everything they’re saying, like a reporter or a detective. You can take that a hundred directions. Personal information to make them nervous, their political views, mask science, where they suggest buying a mask. You can be weird and overly-friendly/ sociopathic, confrontational, whatever you feel like at the moment.

Adopt a character for the interaction. Don’t be you defending yourself: that’s hard. Be an actor, be a made up person. Play a part. This is creative and fun. Psychologically you have no horse in the race; this will give you confidence. It’s like a father becoming Protective Dad if his kid is under threat. He’s not himself, he’s donning that persona to defend a loved one. It’s not about him, it’s about the cause of defending another. It’s a heroic act. Do the same thing, to defend yourself. It is easier to control the narrative, it’s like a scene you’re constructing, not your actual life. You lead, they follow. Liberated from the anxiety of it being personal, it will get easier, and stimulate your imagination.

With enough repetition, or even rehearsal, your skill at controlling the situation will be greatly empowering.

Also knowing all the facts to out-fact them is good too. Basically be the most prepared guy in the room. You’re going into a battle or into a debate. That’s our world right now, we’ve got to suit up and plan in advance.

Visualize these confrontations before they happen. Mentally walk through what they’ll say, what you’ll do. Like preparing for a job interview.

Hand out fact pamphlets, start trying to red pill people. Who knows you may win some people over. Most will take it like you’re a Jehovah’s Witness trying to convert them or something and will be like “oh fuck off get out of my face.” You win.

You do this enough and eventually it’s innate: you don’t need to try anymore, or prepare in advance. Your peace of mind is worth the investment in yourself.

I read a book by an ex-SAS guy, last name maybe McNab? He is a diagnosed psychopath. The book is about wielding the power of being a psychopath in certain situations, though not for sinister purposes. The quote that stuck with me most and that I use when I’m really fired up about something is “How would I feel about this if I didn’t take it personally?” For me it’s like flipping a light switch. All of a sudden I’m like Neo blocking Agent Smith at the end of The Matrix. “There’s a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.”

This persona you create, is a crusader that’s not just defending you, it is speaking out and defending all of us, and especially the many who don’t have the courage to fight back on their own. You may just start red pilling people before you know it.

Hope one or two of these tactics may help you!

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Shadowflare 1 point ago +1 / -0

"ITS MA'AM!"

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pikX 1 point ago +1 / -0

is that a karen or a titan from attack on titan

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NadlerShartWaddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

What? Take your mask off so I can hear you.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ron Perlman and Hillary Clinton's love child

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Karieanne0317 1 point ago +1 / -0

I totally ignore them and keep on with my business. But sometimes I would like to turn it around on them and shame them for wearing a mask and continuing to push a Communist propaganda. Depends on what mood you are in at the time. :)

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Lisad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary is looking good there

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Onemoretime11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah,, I think she's lost weight

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PatriotGabriel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just cough

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