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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

The best response is to open carry a large pistol on your hip. If you can't do that, move to a state where you can.

For the most part, these neurotics won't start their BS when they see you're armed. If they do, it's usually because they didn't notice, and that's when things get fun.

Calmly explain to them that the laws in your state make it a felony to wear a face covering while carrying a firearm. That's not true, you say? So fucking what! It's not true that masks protect your from the coof either, but crazy Karen is still up in your grill about it.

If she didn't notice you had a hand cannon on your hip, vapor lock. If she did, she's not in a position to refute your claim, so at best she grumbles about you choosing to carry instead of wearing the mask, wherein you remind her that the law gives you the right to carry, and you feel the need to, because of all the people driven crazy by their Covid neuroses. Then just stare at her.

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obamagavemeaphone [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

...just stare at her.

That's perfect! Say nothing. Just stare... better yet... glare.