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Kramit 34 points ago +34 / -0

Its all about who you blow

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DudePlayingaDude 16 points ago +16 / -0

or allow up your asshoe

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anon09 15 points ago +15 / -0

wanna bet they talk about how lucky bruce is to be white and not have gotten shot during his dwi?

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goldkeyboardwarrior 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised if they did, but I'm sure as hell not going to listen to them talking especially with Springsteen's TDS.

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biggerthanpluto 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm sure a drunk driving charge is not the only thing they're covering up for him. Membership has special privileges.

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Space_Force 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unlikely?! He fucking campaigned for Hussian O!

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UrTVisLying2U 4 points ago +4 / -0

Laws, covid guidelines, rules, none of it applies to any of these people. Our justice system is a disaster.

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Gerbaski 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our "justice" system in action. It's good to be a member or the protected class isn't it?

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KeepingAmericaGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

What traits does Springsteen have that make him an unlikely friend of that other retiree?

He seems to check all the boxes: Famous, similar age, far Left, wealthy, loads of free time.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

The both like to fuck kids?

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Favors for favors

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MeanMisterMustardCap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aside: COINCIDENCE THEORISTS are the worst.

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Res-ispa-loquitur 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can understand dui charges getting dropped if he was under the limit, sure. The consumption of alcohol at a federal park one was cut and dry, I presume the penalty is minor anyway. That’s all reasonable enough, I guess.

But wtf, “unlikely” friend?? Why would Bruce be an unlikely friend? If you were gonna point out any two people and say they became friends, in no universe would I think those two being friends is unlikely. Trump and Springsteen? That’s unlikely. Obama and like Ted nugent or whoever, that’s unlikely. Obama and Springsteen? It’s stupid to suggest that it’s unlikely they’d be friends.

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phibetared 2 points ago +3 / -1

He was at 0.02 alcohol per the test. DUI should not have even been considered.

The fine for drinking in the park was $500, per the NY Post. He paid it and left.

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GODwins76 0 points ago +1 / -1

Then why was it?

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Res-ispa-loquitur 0 points ago +1 / -1

The State charges first and asks questions later. See: Zimmerman, McCloskey, Rittenhouse, etc.

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keeponwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Unlikely', Bruce can't get much farther left.

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DoctorJohnnyFeverr 2 points ago +2 / -0

I called it when they arrested him. Bunch of bullshit.

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

First thing I thought when it was announced.

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