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Don-O-Mite 11 points ago +11 / -0

I identify as transvax. It has that skin crawling leftist ring to it; while using their logic against them.

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47urOFH3d 8 points ago +8 / -0

Vaccines are part of white supremacy

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MrStep 4 points ago +4 / -0

Edward Jenner was a white Englishman. I say no to the vaccine to be less white.

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VictorLaszlo20 6 points ago +6 / -0

I identify as super immune

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I identify as a bat, so I have natural immunity.

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Cyberpunkd 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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Jack_HinsonTN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vaccination was invented by white men, therefore being vaccinated or demanding vaccinations is exercising white privilege. Chex mix, libtardos.

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HuggaMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why can't this be done? No one has invented a "i am vaccinated" card yet, if they do I will forge one just like I had fake IDs to get into bars in the 80's.

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NoFucks2Give 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to NOT be vaccinated against covid...I still am not not vaccinated against covid, but I used to not be, too.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 4 points ago +4 / -0

RIP Mitch Hedberg

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Dell_Fargus 2 points ago +2 / -0

My body, my choice!

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am non-binary. I am neither vaxed nor non-vaxed. My blue hair protects me from white privilege.

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philnmdg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right over the target

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bitpusher 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha, i like it!

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Jujubees 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering how many people tested positive and were asymptomatic, you probably are “naturally vaccinated”.

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mainsoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take my vaccination as a mail in. Send it to me and I'll just give it to myself. Does their really need to be a chain of custody anymore?

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SeeIfItMAGAs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will be flat out lying when asked if I am vaccinated for sure. Can't have my medical records so fuck off I'm vaccinated for tons of shit, so covid too, yeah, sure.

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Medtex1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too

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zerocooltx 1 point ago +1 / -0

That whole i think therefore i am stuff only applies to gender and fetuses.

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HoneyThePooh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too