Dude, I was going to include a bottle of coke with my ammo purchase today at Big 5, but as I opened the fridge door to pull it out I remembered why I was at Big 5 buying ammo in the first place... Closed that door without the coke and bought more ammo for guns I don't even have!
Dude, I was going to include a bottle of coke with my ammo purchase today at Big 5, but as I opened the fridge door to pull it out I remembered why I was at Big 5 buying ammo in the first place... Closed that door without the coke and bought more ammo for guns I don't even have!
My man fuck um
Just be less white and steal it. Paying for things is a construct of white privilege.
Its tough, but I swapped my 2 mellow yellow a day habit out for something better.
Put that money in a jar.
In three months you will have a nice sum of no-soda money, because you drank water from the tap with lemon juice and ice in it.
It will be good weather then. Maybe you will do something with that money.
Buy whisky and ammo with it
Much better than useless sugar water.
Coke can go fuck a cactus.
While shoving a porcupine up their asses!
Kind of the like coin shortage yet Salvation Army was out ringing that bell around Christmas?
Yes please don’t buy Coke!
While on my way to work today I stopped for gas, went to grab a coke and beef stick like I usually do, and put the coke back.
I immediately switched to cherry Pepsi! And I drink A LOT of coke!!! ... So they lost at least one good customer
get you a dr pepper instead
Pretty sure Dr Pepper is a coke product.