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Sea_Still 206 points ago +206 / -0

Did someone remind him he's half White?

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stellamonkey 209 points ago +210 / -1

but he is all faggot - he did not break anyone's nose....

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nachosamplerREBORN 110 points ago +110 / -0

This a Joe-level tall tale, timed so well with today’s politics...they tell stories about themselves but others tell stories about Trump - flying a child unable to fly commercial to medical care, giving the national reserve access to his hotels, just being a decent human...Trump brags, but it’s always about himself, never about what he’s done for others.

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consumptiveballerina 43 points ago +43 / -0

Give me a fucking break; he went to Punahou. It's the elite of elite Hawaiian schools. Hawaii is the most racially diverse state possibly in the entire world. They call them "rainbow kids" and my daughter's preschool class of 20 had exactly two white students in it.

If any racial slurs are being used in Hawaii, they're directed toward white people.

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HanAssholeSolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

He’s half white, so ya.

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Captain-D 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely. And the few local white kids in Hawaii are about the least likely ever to initiate racial slurs against the massively amount of various brown people/kids who outnumber them. It is absolutely the other way around, can confirm!

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Ninebucks 3 points ago +4 / -1

Look up the word "Haole"

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't need to. :/

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DivvyDivet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't have to look it up. Hollywood uses it anytime Hawaii is the main subject of a movie or tv show. Because racial slurs are perfectly fine to them if it's white people being slured.

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War_Hamster 30 points ago +32 / -2

He grew up in Indonesia. I bet they called him every slur in the books.

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Wizard12 14 points ago +14 / -0

You’re on to something. Remember every lie has a kernel of truth.

I’m guessing they constantly called him these slurs, and the one time he stood up for himself, they broke his nose.

Of course when he retells it he has to make himself the hero of the story. I’m surprised he didn’t add the “everyone clapped”

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

You get it.

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lonestarnuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

please clap

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SFSilentNoMore 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ann Dunham sure was a terrible mother in my opinion

She left her son in the care of so many people that were NOT HER.

The best thing she did for her son was to leave him for her parents to raise.

And why did Barack Obama not look after this special person from his childhood. If it were Donald J Trump, there would never have been a care in the world. With a roof over their head and food in their belly

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is a gem.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 21 points ago +21 / -0

This is the same lying fuck that claimed that broccoli is his favorite food. He'll lie about anything and everything.

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RedPilledRaven 6 points ago +6 / -0

How favorite food is dog he claims in his book.

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HandshakeMilkshake 20 points ago +20 / -0

he has never been in a fist fight

he can't even throw a baseball

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can whoop his ass with my arm tied behind my back.

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Tellsyouhow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha ha forgot about that

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somercet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's the real debunking video about Obama's (I mean, Frank Marshall Davis Jr's) birth certificate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN1eBQcmizQ

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Lonnie62 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for sharing the video.

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lenchodahated 18 points ago +18 / -0

i bet Big Mike is abusive and breaks HIS nose lol

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0815 4 points ago +4 / -0

or other body parts, ouch...

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HrshySqrt77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chokes Barry out with that fucking anaconda.

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mob1104 11 points ago +11 / -0

We’ve seen him throw a baseball. Now imagine him throwing a punch.....

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BeefChucker 11 points ago +11 / -0

He did. He lifted his head up too fast when the guy had him bent over in the bathroom

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slangin_paint 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cracka-ass cracka!

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ChuckedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

What class was this? Can we find the guy and verify this? Maybe we can verify Barack's real name and heritage while we're at it.

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2020_Vision 2 points ago +2 / -0

remember when the guy who said he had an affair with obama ended up dead?

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SinisterEaglePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Larry Sinclair?

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rextexMG 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Hawaii that's an insult.

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Bcvarn 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is why most people hate this punk. He is so ashamed of his white half, it is sickening.

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TheSaltyProphet 134 points ago +134 / -0

Sure you did.... barry soetero, you have the body of a 14 year old aids patient not to mention a limp wristed pussy.

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Imransgarage 24 points ago +24 / -0

Chris Farley bus driver meme worthy.

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RiffFantastic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Broke his nose? That's assualt brother.

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BetaODork 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmaooo. “No you didn’t” “well not me but a guy I knew...” “no he didn’t”

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CommieCucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know who broke that guy's nose..... THAT DAMN SASQUATCH

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TurdFerguson 14 points ago +14 / -0

Was it corn pop?

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covfefe-time 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Xiden right before his 10th face-lift?

Probably just part of the procedure.

And we know Gropey Joe is good at slurring, especially the racial kind.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Awful jump shot too.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 3 points ago +3 / -0

More black on asian violence...

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Archdukeofevil 98 points ago +98 / -0

Lol sure you did Juicy Smollett.

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grandfather_nurgle [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ahh the famous French actor Jussie Smollett!

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Juicy Smollyay (phonetically spelled for your convenience)

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LindaSarsourCunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Justice for Juicy!!!

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Titan93 9 points ago +9 / -0

Governor Bubba Cortez Smolliette (D) Michigan

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rangooooo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barry Smollett

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crimsonfancy 68 points ago +68 / -0

I don't believe that whatsoever. Everything this clown says is bullshit

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BasedNtruth 32 points ago +32 / -0

He’s only saying it to incite more violence against whites

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crimsonfancy 19 points ago +19 / -0

No doubt in my mind. The only nose he's busted was his own snorting bad cocaine or maybe by cracking his boyfriend's face while he slept. Put me in coach, I'll fight him on TV. Same weight class.

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Decidedly-not-FBI 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure he broke his nose going down on big Mike.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't notice that was a Facebook link. I deleted my Book of Faces account and when I clicked on your link, I almost reactivated my account. Gotta get that site off my keychain.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

No worries. The title suggests its a parody. I'll track it down on my own.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shouldn't be hard to do. That book was a white hot mess.

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have not. I will though search for it if it's worth seeing. I've abandoned Facebook but I'm certain I can find it elsewhere.

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johnbillaby 57 points ago +57 / -0

Lately I've been noticing a lot more people being super proud of themselves for assaulting others for saying things to them that they didn't like. Leftists are all retarded children.

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censorthisss 22 points ago +22 / -0

Another sign of how far we've fallen. Even just 10-15 years ago the left agreed that violence is not a reasonable response to name calling, but now they openly advocate for it.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yep, I've had conversations with leftists and they fully support and advocate for physical violence in response to things they don't like.

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Questionable 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two of my older coworkers have recently regaled the lunch room with their past exploits in which they both individually caused permanent and crippling injuries upon others to the shock and horror of those present. They even seemed to take pride in these events.

I think the physiological torture of having to wear masks is causing their ability to discern internal and external narratives, and what is acceptable to say out loud.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alright Obama, if someone uses a racial slur against me for being white, I'll break their nose!

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johnbillaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

No no, the rules are different for white people because they're not retarded children that can't control themselves.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +2 / -1

I've been in quite a few fights and I've never lost one. But I think I'm gonna start boxing training to ensure I cause more damage out of self-defense.

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TownHallBall 9 points ago +10 / -1

This should be the top comment. I have two sons. 15 and 20 and I'll kill anyone and everyone for them if need be. I cannot imagine what his parents go through every single day. Horrific.

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KarenKarenKaren 32 points ago +32 / -0

He broke his nose with his peanus after “wrasslin’” around with him in the showers

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SummTingWong 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah, I think it was actually Big Mike who broke Barry's nose.

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KarenKarenKaren 11 points ago +11 / -0

Broke his 0 ring

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Popped it like a rubber band

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bf4truth 30 points ago +30 / -0

that's a crime

calling someone a mean name is never worthy of physical violence

it isnt a fighting word unless your a fucking chimp

fighting words are like "Im gonna kill you" or "Im gonna burn your house down" not a mean slur

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Fabius 13 points ago +18 / -5

Negros always chimp out over words. Low self-control is a trait in their breed.

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BetaODork 6 points ago +6 / -0

My high school experience can confirm lol

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Frog_Anne 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's just giving a green light to punch white people. Remember that lunatic at Macy's that beat up an employee? They claimed the employee used a racial slur (he didn't) as if that would totally excuse the guy sucker-punching him and then beating him on the floor. And now they all know that Obama said this okay too, so have at it. Good luck to their targets, unless you're being recorded and have proof that you said nothing, they'll claim you got what you deserved.

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Freshcope 21 points ago +21 / -0

Was the slur "half-honkey"?

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SimPilot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Left being violent? Say it isn't so!

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adm0079 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500, Alex.

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Locust 6 points ago +6 / -0

That pussy isn’t breaking anyone’s nose. That limp-wristed fem-boy can pretend all he wants.

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pleaseStopMilkingMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I once broke a classmate's knee caps for calling me a white supremacist.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet he made that shit up lol

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EvilGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next time someone says something I don't like. I am going to break their fucking nose.

Blame it on Obama, and 20 years later talk about it like I am a hero.

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dougwiser 5 points ago +5 / -0

My lil sister would blister that gay _________.

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TheRougarou 5 points ago +5 / -0

That faggot never punched anyone

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UrTVisLying2U 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden said he's been arrested like 12 times. These people are full of shit.

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

In Biden's case, that's somewhat believable. Has anyone ever checked the sex offender registry for him?

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BetaODork 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s been scrubbed.

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KeeptheChief 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is about as believable as Ralphie daydreaming about shooting burglars with his Red Ryder BB gun or going blind from soap poisoning.

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NoatakTheWiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then everyone on the bus clapped as I turned to my boyfriend as xhe said "I'm proud of you Barry. This clapping remind me of how I clap your cheeks" Yes it does Michelle....yes it does....Never been prouder to take a bus.

Wow what a story!

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SuperMagaMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

What? He violently assaulted someone for expressing their 1st amendment right?

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ravioli_king 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like prison to me when you call someone a bitch. I grew up in Chicago. We'd fight all the time. Just a way of life.

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Jamesdaah 3 points ago +3 / -0

I strongly doubt that statement

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airborne3502 3 points ago +3 / -0

BS

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Jibideen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plot twist: they called him a faggot

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JohnParker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what does his woke black half think of his white supremacist white half?

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BigDaddyBigTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone told him "You love America more than Iran" so he broke their nose.

jk

No one's ever accused Obama of loving America.

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hello-mayo 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I'm sure liberals whites feel nice and happy their own got their nose broken for a mere insult.

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Jumbis 3 points ago +3 / -0

If by "broke a classmates nose" he means "sucked a classmates dick" then yeah, I'd believe it.

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Farage_massage 3 points ago +3 / -0

This noodle arm never broke shit.

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Trumper007 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol he never broke anyones bone other than Michaels once.

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HurdyGurdyHer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That pansy??? Not a snowball's chance in where he just may wind up.

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fusreedah 2 points ago +2 / -0

We've all seen his workout video. Weak bitch couldnt break a five.

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NazisWereSocialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn’t the dude call him a cunt?

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Joshua55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bathhouse Barry got wee weed up.

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PatriotPartyFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a hundred dollars the guys nose he broke was none other then the elusive pool bully “Corn Pop”

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake story, faggot. Every word he utters is a lie.

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HurdyGurdyHer 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is hilarious!

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COanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coming from a known faggot I betcha that was a heck of a slap. Was Michael impressed?

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Brulz_Lulz 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then everyone clapped.

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LibertySmiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably hit a poor white boy and then claimed there was a racial slur. I’ve seen it 100 times.

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a fellow Kenyan that called him cracker

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Truelies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soetoro is alpha buttsex giver!

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Questionable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I guess we now know why he was called a racial epithet. He is a violent individual that lived up to the name. Not to mention all the children he murdered in illegal wars.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"...and that wasn't the last time I hit a girl..."

What a fucking faggot.

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TruthSetMeFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw this homo "lifting" two looked like 5lb dumbbells, the only thing he broke was a nail

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Neonlightdistrict 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well it never happened.

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Neonlightdistrict 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think its possible.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama is a LIAR!

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murph1953 2 points ago +2 / -0

As he gets older, his ears are going to get twice that size.

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PepeAmericusMaximus 2 points ago +2 / -0

That limp wristed bitch didn't do shit. Obummer and potato joe try so fucking hard to act tough...hey dumbfucks, we can see you, we know the type of person you are, we know you got your ass beat on the daily, which is why you lash out at everyone now