394 🚨BREAKING: Joe Biden Brain Scan Leaked!🚨 (media.patriots.win) ⛽ NO OIL JOE ⛽ posted 51 days ago by SteelWolf87 51 days ago by SteelWolf87 +394 / -0 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (12) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 6 ▼ – pikX 6 points 50 days ago +6 / -0 No man, you can make batteries out of potatoes, his brain doesn't emit any electricity, his puppet strings move him. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – War_Hamster 1 point 50 days ago +1 / -0 I'm proud that I can confirm this odd bit of trivia. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – SteelWolf87 [S] 1 point 50 days ago +1 / -0 Who said it was electricity? That’s simply melted butter following the path of least resistance. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – conservativefrank 6 points 51 days ago +6 / -0 Doctor: "It was unusual high for his brain activity." permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – perilous_bull 4 points 51 days ago +4 / -0 kek permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – MonkPepe 4 points 50 days ago +4 / -0 Not gonna lie, that looks kinda tasty. Am I turning into a zombie? permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – War_Hamster 2 points 50 days ago +2 / -0 You're not a cannibal if Biden turns out to be a Lizard Person. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Pleepleus 3 points 50 days ago +3 / -0 Aww common man, he is at least a twice baked potato. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – dat_delicatessen 2 points 50 days ago +2 / -0 So, I'm buying calls on Idaho potatoes? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – MythArcana 1 point 50 days ago +1 / -0 Loaded POTATUS. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Guffman 2 points 50 days ago +2 / -0 Baked POTATUS. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TwitterIsTrash 1 point 50 days ago +1 / -0 It would be more accurate to have just empty space there permalink save report block reply
No man, you can make batteries out of potatoes, his brain doesn't emit any electricity, his puppet strings move him.
I'm proud that I can confirm this odd bit of trivia.
Who said it was electricity? That’s simply melted butter following the path of least resistance.
Doctor: "It was unusual high for his brain activity."
kek
Not gonna lie, that looks kinda tasty. Am I turning into a zombie?
You're not a cannibal if Biden turns out to be a Lizard Person.
Aww common man, he is at least a twice baked potato.
So, I'm buying calls on Idaho potatoes?
Loaded POTATUS.
Baked POTATUS.
It would be more accurate to have just empty space there