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cookiesforsale 70 points ago +71 / -1

... wait... the dude on the back isn't wearing eye protection... Motherfucker you're 99.97% likely to survive COVID but 100% likely to be fucking blind in the eye that get popped from a fucking rock... god people are stupid...

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Jaqen 37 points ago +37 / -0

Not even a rock, any bug over the size of a grain of rice will nearly knock a tooth out at 80 mph.

ATGATT

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2016TrumpMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Got hit in the eye by a bumble bee (no sting) at 50 mph once. Could not see out of either eye for almost a minute. VERY lucky I was on a straight road. I just coasted to a stop.

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gearhed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Took a June Bug to the forehead at about the same speed. CRACK! It stung pretty bad. Can't imagine getting hit in the eye by one on a highway. But, ya know, they are safe from covid.

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Jack_HinsonTN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha, did that at 50 MPH on my Jet Ski. Had to dig part of the little bastard's leg out of my forehead. June bugs have some heft.

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Lurker404 9 points ago +9 / -0

Safety squints are OHSA approved.

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GingerMan512 8 points ago +8 / -0

I took a GIANT grasshopper to the face once while riding at 70mph. Had I not had a helmet on it could have done real damage. My ears rang from the sound of it hitting my face shield.