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TEXinLA 158 points ago +158 / -0

No helmets but masked up.

And completely inappropriate gear.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ha ha ha

Indeed.

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Jaqen 29 points ago +29 / -0

I never thought I'd see squid covidians.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. That pic is a meme.

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NoNewFrens 4 points ago +4 / -0

As someone who got fucked up riding with gear on these types always make me cringe.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

They better mask up their eye holes... that kung flu can get in there!

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. Surprised I don't see road rash scars on that expanse of exposed skin.

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. Too many idiots behind the wheel who don't signal or check their mirrors.

Lots of ORV trails within 100 miles of LA; even more a little farther to the east.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

As we get millions more 3rd world aliens, it will probably get safer and safer to be on the roads....

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Big-E 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s like wearing a condem to go swimming.

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WikkiWikki420 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like using Mcafee Antivirus Software on a offline and closed network.

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OneBigMaga 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's like using macafee anti-virus in an online computer.

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WikkiWikki420 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there, but....

Mcafee Antivirus software was/is famous for doing more damage than good to a computer. If you are using the computer on a closed network, one not on or connected to the internet, the simple reality is that there is no point in a antivirus software. Putting it on a closed system or network is essentially infecting your otherwise pure system or network.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

^^THIS^^

Cracked me up...

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redpillsrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s so the road workers won’t catch COVID as they scrape their brains off the interstate.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or so their major organs can be donated, COVID free...

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cookiesforsale 70 points ago +71 / -1

... wait... the dude on the back isn't wearing eye protection... Motherfucker you're 99.97% likely to survive COVID but 100% likely to be fucking blind in the eye that get popped from a fucking rock... god people are stupid...

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Jaqen 37 points ago +37 / -0

Not even a rock, any bug over the size of a grain of rice will nearly knock a tooth out at 80 mph.

ATGATT

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2016TrumpMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Got hit in the eye by a bumble bee (no sting) at 50 mph once. Could not see out of either eye for almost a minute. VERY lucky I was on a straight road. I just coasted to a stop.

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gearhed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Took a June Bug to the forehead at about the same speed. CRACK! It stung pretty bad. Can't imagine getting hit in the eye by one on a highway. But, ya know, they are safe from covid.

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Jack_HinsonTN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha, did that at 50 MPH on my Jet Ski. Had to dig part of the little bastard's leg out of my forehead. June bugs have some heft.

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Lurker404 9 points ago +9 / -0

Safety squints are OHSA approved.

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GingerMan512 8 points ago +8 / -0

I took a GIANT grasshopper to the face once while riding at 70mph. Had I not had a helmet on it could have done real damage. My ears rang from the sound of it hitting my face shield.

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cicero21 40 points ago +40 / -0

so they believe in the freedom not to wear a helmet that might help them if a Prius drives into them, but not the freedom to breath?!?!?!

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20-guage 34 points ago +34 / -0

Saw the same today, only a convertable. Two guys, top down, both wearing double masks ...

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slangin_paint 41 points ago +41 / -0

I don't get it. How were they able to suck each other's dicks?

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BigAmericanParty 24 points ago +24 / -0

Handies bro. These are hard times, but we'll come out it together.

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Kanime1224 10 points ago +10 / -0

Poor choice of words with the coming part, but knowing these maskholes they all wanna come together.

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phrasing!

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Kanime1224 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lana, Lana! LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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tashnag_01 8 points ago +8 / -0

Both situations are stupid but this photo is pointing out that they're not wearing a bloody helmet.

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TheBasedFriscoMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two gays

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TheOne1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Take off your masks and eat the bugs bigots!

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Chaotikizm 15 points ago +15 / -0

There is no "shittyflute" version of Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood.

But there should be for shit like this.

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PorcupineKing 12 points ago +12 / -0

Maskholes! Can I use this picture? I want to make a meme from this.

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got a loisinz?

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ca18det 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are they wearing flip flops? They almost won the prize for least appropriate gear but my man is at least wearing glasses and they have that thin layer of cotton to protect their arms. 9/10 boomer squidding.

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TreadUponThem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is the "my man" phrase so funny. Updoot.

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2020TRUMPWIN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Following covid guidelines and understanding that helmets are rasict. two good deeds

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Jsmitty112 9 points ago +9 / -0

No Helmets to protect their pea brains but they have a face diaper to filter the shit coming from their mouth (sorry can’t hear you)! Word. Survival of the fittest I guess lol

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ENTP 5 points ago +5 / -0

pair of fucking retards

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Raetchel 5 points ago +5 / -0

but no helmet

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DonnieRamesJio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only in California and other tyrannical states. BUT they can't split lanes!

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Jack_HinsonTN 4 points ago +4 / -0

No need for helmets when your head is that empty. Nothing to protect in there but a void.

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Nitsa405 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omg its bitch mcconnell and kkk canadian prime minister caught together. They must be dating

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Shaffro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, PedoJoe voters.

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dldeuce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, I've seen idiots like this. I didn't think it could get worse, but this pic with no helmets and all that bare skin tops the biggest idiot I've seen so far!

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ENTP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their chances of ending up in the trauma bay are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay higher than them ending up with ICU covid. Such fucking morons.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shorts. Check

No helmet. Check

No leather/protective gear check.

Masked up because of safety.

Should be legal to swerve right and just end it...

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Gr4ck3L 3 points ago +3 / -0

SaFeTy FiRsT

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Themustardtiger 3 points ago +3 / -0

No proper ppe, take a spill and boom degloving.

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

CUCK !!

‘Grandma, can you drive me to Publix to get some frozen hotdogs??’

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UsurperJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Besides being sheepishly dumb, masks inhibit motor skills. Pilots dont use them..

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Data 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faith in humanity... slipping...

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

No to helmets but yes to masks on a motorcycle?

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DragonEnergy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

They Live.

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

And people wonder how the Nazis managed to round up all the Jews.

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NotMyGovernor 2 points ago +2 / -0

No pants on a motorcycle? Psychotic

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

HONK! HONK!

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SuperDuperWoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dress for the slide not for the virtue signal.

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Gildoom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, see it all the time here, morons.

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PepePinochet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is no one going to talk about the woman driving the motorcycle and the guy riding bitch?

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like a sign that says: "Hey everybody, I have the IQ of a turnip!

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Motorcyclists for Biden"...

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG, how can they be so stupid! These sheep are so easy to manipulate! It’s kind of scary to realize how easy it was to take over this country with mass ignorance!

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Bubbahax 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are actual dust blockers that people make for bikers to keep the bugs out of their teeth. Why wouldn't you use one of those instead of the lousy paper mask?

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Themustardtiger 0 points ago +1 / -1

A degloving waiting to happen

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WalkFastGoHome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Curious how that would lead to degloving.

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ENTP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fall off the motorcycle, massive road rash down to bone, and plenty of open fractures, though degloving may be possible, that would be the least of their worries

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TreadUponThem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ick......