That's actually a fucking good idea. You should also start practicing being Left now. It's WAY easier for us to Lampoon them than it has EVER been for them to Lampoon us.
I've been thinking about registering as a Dem and then trying to work my way into the Dem party to count votes and be an observer. Meanwhile, I'm writing everything down that I hear and recording everything secretly. It's time to get a little dirty. Of course, this isn't illegal so I don't feel at all bad about it.
When we get close to the next election though I hope that none of the social media starts posting online that there's a rumor that people are going to put Gorilla Glue in all electronic machines when they vote to render them inoperable. Spreading false rumors that may lead to a federal crime would be terrible. It would also be terrible if people did this to machines prior to casting their vote so it would appear the person who used the voting booth before them could've caused the voting machine not to work. People should NOT do this. It would be illegal and wrong.
It could be bubble gum or even nail polish that got in there accidentally and we will get blamed.
I hope people don’t get the wrong idea.
We can obviously trust our elected leaders to correct the voting debacle. We should just trust them.
That's actually a fucking good idea. You should also start practicing being Left now. It's WAY easier for us to Lampoon them than it has EVER been for them to Lampoon us.
I've been thinking about registering as a Dem and then trying to work my way into the Dem party to count votes and be an observer. Meanwhile, I'm writing everything down that I hear and recording everything secretly. It's time to get a little dirty. Of course, this isn't illegal so I don't feel at all bad about it.
Fucking love it
When we get close to the next election though I hope that none of the social media starts posting online that there's a rumor that people are going to put Gorilla Glue in all electronic machines when they vote to render them inoperable. Spreading false rumors that may lead to a federal crime would be terrible. It would also be terrible if people did this to machines prior to casting their vote so it would appear the person who used the voting booth before them could've caused the voting machine not to work. People should NOT do this. It would be illegal and wrong.
They'll figure out a way to keep people away from the machines.
They already stole one* election, they can do whatever they want.
*at least
Could you imagine? Nasty people spreading rumors.
It could be bubble gum or even nail polish that got in there accidentally and we will get blamed. I hope people don’t get the wrong idea. We can obviously trust our elected leaders to correct the voting debacle. We should just trust them.