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BS2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

that will make so much money -- they should commit to doing a series of five of them and pay everyone upfront! And build more theaters all over the country because they'll need more seats for the huge crowds!

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whatever Dwayne Johnson gets paid plus 50% for Theron for being stunning and brave.

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DudePlayingaDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

So. Sick. Of. This. Shit.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

ELLEN?

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Spez-Covfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Translation: Charlize Theron is aging and wants to make an action movie that's a hit before she gets too old. She feels the current Hollywood trend of woke film making affords her the opportunity to capitalize upon starring in yet another shitty remake of a film that was originally written to be played by a man.

When it inevitably fails at the box office - she will then blame men for not paying to go see it.

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Choomguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Better headline “washed up Weinstein cock wallet pretends to be relevant”.

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Trumpican 7 points ago +7 / -0

I say let them continue to dump money in these loser movies, they are hidden red-pills in each and every one of them.

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GWNorthman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just an expensive excuse so she can kill a bunch of straight white European men. Not sure who's going to watch it. Lesbos are too busy shooting up Meth and beating their partners.

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FlyinHeadlock 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's like 50. Last thing I want to see is a Christmas movie with angry hot flashing chick.

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VarusSPQR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christmas? More like Kwanzaa.

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha!!! How about HELL NO.

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Efrum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then Johnny Carson opens the envelope and reads "Worst idea since Ghostbusters reboot"

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kanabiis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry Charlize, Ben Shapiro beat you to the punch. It's called Run, Hide, Fight

And its 1000x better then anything you will make.

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Doodzwembad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Queen Latifah for the win. The less white win!

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RatioInvictus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't believe nobody has said this; you guys suck and I win:

YIPPIE KI GAY

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NewPoppi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Additional movies for remake: Dirty Harry Its a Wonderful Life Tootsie The Bourne Identity The Godfather

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Dogpile1 2 points ago +2 / -0

She should stick to kidnapping black children from africa.

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RatioInvictus 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can't create; they can only destroy. Next up:

  • "Elliot Page" is The Outlaw Josey Wales
  • Cardi B in Raging Bull
  • "Rachel" Levine in Pretty Woman
  • Taylor Swift in Saving Private Ryan

You get the picture. I have to stop now; I just threw up in my mouth, a little.

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DoctorJohnnyFeverr 2 points ago +2 / -0

They never learn. Classic.