Trust me guy, you don't want to come here. Our republic is imploding at light speed. Our future involves armies of blue haired commissars lecturing you in diatribes consisting of only 1 and 2 syllable buzz words they learned from Nickelodeon and Bernie Sanders.

This isn't the U.S. of yesteryear. Our pathetic asses have allowed it to be undermined by the most reprehensible ideology known to man. Hell, I might even trade spots with you at this point. If nothing else, Sweden is loaded with hotties.