That's why it took them three months to count the votes, they were busy hammering out this deal with the Dems.

"OK we'll make sure the votes aren't audited and next cycle we get voter ID, which you can have a judge strike down a few days before the elections. This way our RINO asses have cover. We get to put out a sternly worded press release regarding our shock at the travesty though too, ok?"

"Deal."