I do worry that now I that I am less White I might become the victim of police violence when I pass out drunk behind the wheel of my car in a fast food drive through
You are not less white until you are "willing to put a lien on your house[.] So that you can invest in a mix tape that probably won’t work out." - Chappelle
since i would never assume your gender, i suggest getting pregnant/impregnating someone soon, and to lather/rinse/repeat as often as possible. be sure to choose a different partner every time.
I haven't renewed my Illinois ID since 2011. I am not paying $30 for a card that tells me who I am. I know who I am and if you don't know who I am I will tell you who I am without the use of ID. Now that Illinois removed cash bail I can have some fun /s
I cut up my white privilege card to be less white. No business or cop ever honored it, and it expired a long time ago, anyways.
Also, I pulled all my assets out of the banks to keep stacks of cash around and destroyed my excellent credit score rating in the name of solidarity.
To be fair, a real conversation needs to be had about auto insurance prices. It’s INSANE that they can charge you more than the cost of monthly rent in some states. They do nothing to benefit the customer whatsoever
If they shoot you, I'll try to rally some more slightly less whites and well mostly peacefully protest in your honor.
If I die I want you to memorialize me by stealing sneakers
How about burning down the Local AutoZone?
Leaving a legacy!
You are not less white until you are "willing to put a lien on your house[.] So that you can invest in a mix tape that probably won’t work out." - Chappelle
Cancel him. Now!
since i would never assume your gender, i suggest getting pregnant/impregnating someone soon, and to lather/rinse/repeat as often as possible. be sure to choose a different partner every time.
And if they don't want to be a partner, just go ahead and do it anyway.
Beat up your neighbor and go on welfare next. That will be a good start.
Burn, loot, murder your neighbors first
I haven't renewed my Illinois ID since 2011. I am not paying $30 for a card that tells me who I am. I know who I am and if you don't know who I am I will tell you who I am without the use of ID. Now that Illinois removed cash bail I can have some fun /s
Another recommendation to be less white:
If McDonald's runs out of chicken nuggets when you're in the drive-thru, make sure you call 911 to report it.
Well, you might after you punch them and grab their taser at least
Should I try to lower my credit score from 805?
Surely justice will be achieved when you fuck up some poor person’s car and they can’t afford a new one and insurance won’t pay shit.
Remember to grab a gun from the glove compartment or center console when they ask for your insurance card and registration.
I forgot about that scene. BLM also burned down the Wendy's! Hahaha hah I'm sure the FBI is on it.
No noose, no FBI
I cut up my white privilege card to be less white. No business or cop ever honored it, and it expired a long time ago, anyways. Also, I pulled all my assets out of the banks to keep stacks of cash around and destroyed my excellent credit score rating in the name of solidarity.
You forgot to....
Abandon your wife and kids to fend for themselves
Stop speaking the queens English
Stop trying at your job...or stop showing up
Stop worrying about what the police will do--check your privilege!
To be fair, a real conversation needs to be had about auto insurance prices. It’s INSANE that they can charge you more than the cost of monthly rent in some states. They do nothing to benefit the customer whatsoever
I recommend investing in vending machines that dispense multicolored yarn. It's POC owned and so ingenious because no color will ever be out of stock.
You forgot the spinner rims