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posted ago by JacketlessJimJordan ago by JacketlessJimJordan +21 / -0

I'm seeing that on other forums. Wouldn't surprise me at all. The man can't get through a 15 minute canned speech without fritzing out. What kind of drug cocktail are his handlers, caregivers and puppet masters working up to keep him coherent for a full hour? If he does actually deliver it, what percentage will be devoted to bashing Trump and "conspiracy theories" like the stolen election?

But how cool would it be if a patriot inside Biden's circle (I know, unlikely) hacked his teleprompter for the SOTU and had him read true things like, "I like to smell and fondle children. I made millions from Ukraine and China. I have not accomplished a single thing for America in 50 years. We stole this election fair and square. I'm Obama's puppet and we work for Valerie Jarrett. My crackhead son f-ed his brother's widow and also my granddaughter. I've soiled my diaper twice since I took this podium."

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DoctorRichardLevine 3 points ago +3 / -0

He needs to let Nancy and Kamala figure out what he has to say first.

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RentedMule 3 points ago +3 / -0

No way his inner circle hacks the teleprompter. They're too loyal to the leftist cause. However, maybe we need to float that idea with 4chan. If anyone could pull that off, it would be those autists.

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4cdarth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard it was canceled.

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Constitution only mandates the State of the Union be delivered - it can be in writing only and that still legally fulfill the obligation.

The SOTU has been delivered as a speech (with a written copy) since 1913. It would speak loudly if Biden failed to deliver the speech during his first year.