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consumptiveballerina 265 points ago +266 / -1

He's a little bitch faggot. That's the explanation.

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nozonozo 53 points ago +53 / -0

How could he offer an explanation? He doesn't know he's alive or what day it is.

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Winning_Bigly 22 points ago +22 / -0

While he was signing one awhile ago, he asked what it was that he was signing. Anyone that thinks Joe Biden is anything other than a Resident and a signature is a conspiracy theorist.

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Sir_Girth 11 points ago +11 / -0

At least they got rid of Trump!

I’ve heard that a lot. They would have elected Hitler over him. Operation Mockingbird has been a resounding success.

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OGpsywar 4 points ago +4 / -0

"President Joe Biden signs an Executive Order on the economy in the State Dining Room with Vice President Kamala Harris on Feb. 24, 2021"

^ Anyone else ever seen this before? Potatus gets a card-table in the wrong wing of the WH.

Is this because Xi Jinping is sitting at the actual Resolute Desk?

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goldkeyboardwarrior 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just assumed Biden didn’t offer an explanation because Xi Jinping didn’t tell him why he wanted them revoked yet.

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gquickie 3 points ago +3 / -0

China Joe: "CMON MAN STOP BADGERING ME I HAVE LEG HAIRS THAT TURN BLONDE WHERE'S CRACKY HUNTER? YOU AINT BLACK. EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE KIDS TRULANEAMENTADAPRESSA"

China Joe's Handlers: "...Yes, that's a good boy, Joe! Now sign this next paper and then we can go get you some more jello!"

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CrustySockpuppet 25 points ago +25 / -0

There’s a reason kameltoebama is standing ominously behind him in just about every photo

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rossiFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

As a reward, he gets girls delivered right to the Oval Office.

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BloodDe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Girls? He just needs a harem of wigs to sniff

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rossiFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wigs are no fun for him. They don't get scared or uncomfortable. There's no sport in it.

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brother_red 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've never understood the hero worship JFK receives.

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Last_Chance 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Keep the daily children visits coming and I'll keep scribbling wherever you want"

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Uncle___Rico 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't expect anything from him. He has to ask "Dr." Jill where he is when he wakes up every morning.

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Triclopse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also a pussy.