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r_u_srs_srsly 18 points ago +18 / -0

wont anyone think of the 99.97% normal kids that might want a mr and mrs potato head

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usdodsgssog 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's exactly who they're thinking of though. They're not appeasing, they're brainwashing (okay, technically both).

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Tyscribz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Better cancel Toy Story for hate representations. /s

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usernamenottaken 2 points ago +2 / -0

And for pedophile representation. Tom Hanks, anyone?

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AmazinKrackin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Another side show to take the focus off of the rigged election. Convince everyone that Coke, Hasbro, and other American name brands are the enemy and have everyone bogged down in this nonsense to run out the clock of interest on the rigged election. The only thing MSM will concentrate on are these fluff stories and Congress and all the talking heads will have all these spirited debates and they will continue to roll out these side shows to make us forget the election.

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TwitterIsTrash 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS!

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not disagreeing with your point about distraction, but the big corporations are the puppet masters who give the politicians their marching orders.

Big corporations ARE the enemy.

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TwitterIsTrash 7 points ago +7 / -0

No. It’s Mr. Potato Head. You will not ruin my childhood and erase it like this

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ScullyMully 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only they had thought to say that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were Trans and would be rebranded to Uncle Jemima and Aunt Sam

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maleitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what happens when you enable a mentally ill cult by accepting all their premises and agreeing to use their manufactured cult terms.

It is bad enough that the right doesn't fight back... Most on here talk like marxist cultists

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Barbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hasbro is stupid. Before people had to buy both the Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head to do that, now they only have to buy one. Do they not like revenue or something? From a purely business standpoint this is idiotic.

Better money is spent marketing for a two-pack, not retooling for something nobody is asking for.

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KeeptheChief 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're willing to drive themselves into bankruptcy to further the agenda. They care more about the agenda than money.

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

And next Bo Peep will be a twink gay boy who prances around trying to smooch Buzz and Woody.

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MrSir 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bro Peep

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are they gonna do about toy story? They'll have to edit the entire movie

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HorribleDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't they just buy two Mr Potato Heads or fucking two Mrs Potatos?

Maybe 3D print a fuckhole for Mr Potato and turn him into an it.

Fuck these people are insufferable.

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OllieNorth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Potato head is the hoped for ending to a date with Greta Thunberg.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can’t the gays buy a Mr Dildohead w/attachments?

Leave the happy spud couple alone!!

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BeBest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hasbro ruined D&D, too.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm afraid to ask how?

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

4th edition WoW-ified it, and dumbed it down.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't played in 20 years. Guess I'm not missing much.

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

3.0, 3.5, or GTFO. :D

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YugYensid 0 points ago +1 / -1

Same sex potatoes.

The world is saved.

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Spez-Covfefe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Disney will pull a George Lucas style retro edit of the toy story films.. just like Star Wars..