3323
Comments (221)
sorted by:
235
deleted 235 points ago +235 / -0
152
DonJr2032 152 points ago +152 / -0

I've studied China and the CCP quite a lot.

There is little chance this was an "error"

Bonus: Interesting quick read on China, for those of you interested (not necessarily related to my comment).

49
Sl0re10 49 points ago +49 / -0

They plan every little detail... so yeah.

25
Lurker404 25 points ago +25 / -0

Just trying to figure out how far they can push the US under Biden.

30
Leatherwood 30 points ago +30 / -0

THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED TO TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS. LEFTISTS ARE LOSERS.

6
Numaeus 6 points ago +6 / -0

And just now discovering that Biden actually lets them push US citizens' shit in.

3
bluebahloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well when you're already in someone's anus.

16
snoopy3210 16 points ago +16 / -0

Article written by "Viola" = Rape in French

4
zaku 4 points ago +4 / -0

what? Wow disgusting!

7
snoopy3210 7 points ago +7 / -0

c'est alors qu'il la viola, avec un test anal

7
JustBoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next they'll make them Eat Live Bats... just to be sure they are True Believers... oh wait, they meant to say "immune."

7
buco 7 points ago +7 / -0

The main course on tonight's diplomatic dinner menu, chicken of the cave.

4
snoopy3210 4 points ago +4 / -0

uncooked it's parasitically sublime

21
footinmouth 21 points ago +21 / -0

I 100% thought it was a test when I saw it.

They want to see what the response would be to a minor diplomatic insult.

However, it was a shock to the Chinese when Biden staffers enjoyed it.

20
Mitschu 20 points ago +20 / -0

The first swabbing was intended to humiliate the Biden administration.

The second was mostly curiosity to see why the first didn't have the desired effect.

Around swab number six hundred or so, with weary arms and broken spirits they sent a telegram to the White House begging Xiden to take his goddamned perverts back.

15
NinjaPlease 15 points ago +16 / -1

I was walking along , next thing you know ,I slipped and stuck a Q tip up your ass ...... so sorry !!!

10
ModernKnight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chy-na is asshoe, Chy-na probe asshoe!

6
JustBoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sey lookin' fore Americans monies, long long time...

6
doug2 6 points ago +6 / -0

"That Darwin was a major influence in communist China should not surprise us. Darwin not only supported the survival-of-the-fittest ideology, but even

divided humanity into distinct races according to differences in skin, eye or hair color. He was also convinced that evolution was progressive, and that the white races—especially the Europeans—were evolutionarily more advanced than the black races, thus establishing race differences and a racial hierarchy."

Is this supposed to discredit him?

3
DonJr2032 3 points ago +4 / -1

No, there is plenty on that site that discredits the ideas he developed and his followers advanced.

The point of the article is that devout followers of Darwin were so influenced by his ideas that they are willing to commit mass genocide by dismissing their conscience due to Darwin’s ideas on life

5
doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doesn't make him wrong

3
DonJr2032 3 points ago +4 / -1

I believe this comment to be incorrect. We are all children of our creator, brothers and sisters. We all have the same potential in our mind

0
deleted 0 points ago +2 / -2
4
the_sky_is_falling 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol.. yeah, this is no error.

They treated Obama like shit too.

A month before the election, Obama visited China and they didnt even roll out a red carpet for a visiting US president.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/04/barack-obama-deliberately-snubbed-by-chinese-in-chaotic-arrival-at-g20

See that compared to the way they treated Trump.

Yes, they didnt like Trump but they respected him.

They're just back to humiliating the US again.

88
Psilocybik 88 points ago +88 / -0

Remember when they made Obama and Biden wait on the runway for hours, then exit the back of the plane because they didn't bring steps? They know they have US Democrats by the balls. They'd never dream of pulling that on Trump.

40
deleted 40 points ago +40 / -0
9
JJ_Las_Vegas 9 points ago +9 / -0

And most of the Republicans too

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
12
Afeazo 12 points ago +12 / -0

When Trump visited they had a line of cheering Chinese kids waiting at the edge to greet Trump as he walked down the red carpet and was met right there in person by Xi.

There is such a night and day difference China treated Obama/Biden compared to Trump that I am surprised the media didn’t try to use this to smear Trump by saying he’s in bed with China.

And this was after all the shit talking Trump did about China lol. They were scared of him. They aren’t scared now

8
zooty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump was an equal, biden is an underling.

6
quell2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wrong. Trump was a rival, who they dare not disrespect in fear of drawing more of his ire than they already had.

35
goldkeyboardwarrior 35 points ago +35 / -0

humiliating

You spelled controlling wrong.

17
Stefanos 17 points ago +17 / -0

No he dodn't.

11
westrock2000 11 points ago +11 / -0

How dur you!

8
Stefanos 8 points ago +8 / -0

get a lofe.

6
bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

D'ih!

6
trumpORbust 6 points ago +6 / -0

p00p more

5
Stefanos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whit?

1
Whoopies_tds 1 point ago +1 / -0

C’nom Ma’an

3
SweetTeaPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greta has entered the chat.

21
thisguy883 21 points ago +21 / -0

I mean, this is all too funny.

I seriously thought I would lose my mind with this admin, but it's been nothing but sweet lols on levels I couldn't have imagined.

I hate what they are doing to this country, but good lord is this comedy gold.

Can't wait to see the new season of South Park.

8
JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden Occupation

116
Brownwaterboys 116 points ago +116 / -0

They're doing it to humiliate us. Telling us to wear more and more masks, when anyone with 2 brain cells knows they dont work, constantly telling us 'just a few more weeks', then they say more lock downs are now needed, and now its anal swabs. They're doing this to try to break our will, our courage and dignity.

39
softyieldingasshole 39 points ago +39 / -0

Don't worry so much about State Dept employees. They're the belly of the beast. They loathe you and Trump and anyone who's conservative. These are the elite of the elite. They're globalists and spend their time and energy loathing you and elevating themselves.

6
BeijingJoeHastoGo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plus, they love anal swabbing, you can bet on that.

16
ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

I just installed a second chainlink fence around my lawn to keep the flies out. I still see flies, but the neighborhood association says they are working great.

4
Brownwaterboys 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sound investment. It also doubles as an ant blocker

3
BeijingJoeHastoGo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

15
Formerlurker92 15 points ago +15 / -0

We're in the endgame now

8
JudicialDredd 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Now lets see if stupid americans will wear 4 masks lol"

5
GlobalUnity 5 points ago +6 / -1

I LOLed and had to make sure it wasn't fake. Hey, good on them! We let this all happen to us and we have to give it to them … pretty smart moves how they've gotten us totally insane. Gays run our stuff and are pushing trannies into our schools and our women are whores that sell themselves online and the boys have a closer relationship to a hentai character than other boys and have never played a day outdoors and our babies are being killed and diced up into vaccines …. . They fooled the Trump Jews and the fooled the Biden Jews. I am getting the sense that the Jews have met their match, or at least a bit of competition.

76
GenericInsult 76 points ago +76 / -0

"The U.S. State Department says it is committed to preserving the dignity of American diplomats"

Welp... too late for that dumb asses.

24
spaceforce_maganaut 24 points ago +24 / -0

You mean... numb asses

cue CSI Miami intro

6
Ninki333 6 points ago +6 / -0

Swab ass?

3
EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that the butt of the joke?

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
47
IncredibleMrE1 47 points ago +52 / -5

That wasn't actually swabs, it was their tiny little Chinaman dicks.

And the Xiden officials enjoyed it.

16
jdog 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's a metaphor of how they are going to handle the US now that Biden is in charge.

3
Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you sure this wasn't made in China?

1
BeijingJoeHastoGo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey look, some Chinese-Dick-loving faggots downvoted you. Lol!

1
thallos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, so aggressive... I literally lol'd.

35
deleted 35 points ago +35 / -0
31
HeavyVetting 31 points ago +31 / -0

Joke's on them, Biden's diplomats liked it.

9
BigAmericanParty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Swallwell pushed back into it.

3
iaintgottimetobleed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably asked for a second opinion.

7
RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

formally requested it in advance, on the flight over.

TOM FITTON WE NEED YOU TO FOIA THIS IMMEDIATELY>

4
coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pete Buttigieg is like, "Can I go next time?"

26
Coslin 26 points ago +26 / -0

This cannot possibly be true...

And, at the same time, I know it deep down in my gut, that they actually allowed it to happen.

10
South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

They were requested in earnest, the Chinese obliged in error.

4
thallos 4 points ago +4 / -0

They probably didn't even consider saying no.

25
HandshakeMilkshake 25 points ago +25 / -0

The anal swabs will continue

Until morale improves

22
0xTC 22 points ago +22 / -0

Keep in mind, it is likely that in the process of taking the swabs China took blackmail footage of these diplomats which they can hold against them later.

5
deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
4
NotoriousCIC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. I wouldn’t set foot in that shit hole.

20
Formerlurker92 20 points ago +20 / -0

They are showing the world that they are the ones in charge now.

5
BigAmericanParty 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're going to need a bigger bomb to sway that perception back the other way.

14
RedPilledRaven 14 points ago +15 / -1

It’s been reported Mayor Pete immediately booked a flight to give them a piece of his umm.. err.. mind.

4
Mitschu 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a funny way to spell "hind."

13
MocksFordComma 13 points ago +13 / -0

NOT ONE of these fucking genius ambassadors and State Dept staff -- NOT FUCKING ONE of them -- thought to say, "Hell no, you're not sticking that up my ass!"?

THIS is how I know we're represented by the smallest and dumbest of us.

13
deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
12
desertflower 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can't believe any halfway educated person would allow this to happen....for a respiratory issue. Can we start teaching critical thinking once again in our schools?

3
JoePCool14 3 points ago +3 / -0

Critical thinking? Like, so people can resist tyranny?? LOL!

11
MAGA_Skull 11 points ago +11 / -0

and it was probably at one of those drive throughs

16
JudicialDredd 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ass hanging out the side window.

11
pbarnett865 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chances this would happen under President Trump's leadership = 0

10
DavidBowieRapedKids 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is 100% psychological warfare.

They make the world sick then they ram thing's up your ass.

Gotta respect it. You also need to nuke the CCP out of existence.

10
Tellsyouhow 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have actually come to respect their trolling level. like when they get made humanitarian champions and publicly call out the US for the race relations, knowing it's manufactured but also knowing the dem media will lap It up

3
BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder who ranks at the top in terms of trolling? I'm thinking Russia, but then again our own government tries to tell people with a straight face that they must consider Ru Paul a woman before they'll hand over billions in international aid. I miss the old CIA that handed out exploding cigars and dynamite golf balls.

10
SilentGuardian 10 points ago +10 / -0

So they now have the DNA of diplomats. Nothing can go wrong I'm sure.

8
MarzMonkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

HAHAHA

Of course the Leftist Admin would willingly bend over for these tests.

6
Notme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some of them took it repeatedly!

8
07dcolem 8 points ago +8 / -0

Our government keeps bending over for the Chinese!

7
BLM_bidenLovesMinora 7 points ago +8 / -1

You willingly work for this regime and government then you deserve the worst. Law enforcement included.

6
CmonPeopleGetReal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chynuh literally fucking us

6
FAQ-REDDIT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actually... they " sneaky attack " and plant survaliance bug in anus hole. Then ROR afterwards.

1
Heavy_Metal_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

ROR

Kek!!

5
South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a feeling that Biden diplomats requested them.

4
UndeadRevolver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jokes on them. All of our diplomats are giant faglords who loved it.

4
guitarmastershredder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking insane... Fuck CHY-NA FUCK BIDEN

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
4
cryptoconservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok I lived in Korea for years, working in a Korean company, and in Asian cultures nothing like this is done “in error.”

4
BlackLivesMurder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol fucking morons I bet American news is Chinese comedy.

4
deleted 4 points ago +5 / -1
3
doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

"In unrelated news, the Biden administration has denied Dr. Richard Levine's 11th request to be transferred to the post of Ambassador to China."

3
IMMORTAN_TRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost all state department employees are Democrats so I say YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

3
RolandDelacroix 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the chinese ever get free access to the internet, the trolling will be epic.

3
PubliusInvictus 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is no dignity when working for a feeble-minded, kid sniffing, corrupt crony of Communist China.

3
SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cue the porn parody...

3
Sir-Tanks-Alot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The terms presidency/administration imply the person was elected. Joe was not elected he was installed therefore the term regime seems more suitable when referring to them

3
CraftyBarnardo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this a surprise to anybody?

3
BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why did they fucking AGREE!!!!

I will never understand the mindset of a politician or government employee who just does things because they are told it is what should be done.

But I guess that's the only type of person capable of committing the acts required for government.

3
Slothboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

China literally asshoe

3
_soundwave_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. Humiliating Biden and his “supporters.”

3
sancai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every Democrat should be anal tested

3
LibDestroyer50000 3 points ago +3 / -0

They would enjoy that too much

3
FollowTheVOTEmasks 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do they work the swab in past the giant butt plug?

1
Klaus73 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are - they get swabbed out of the mouth - which is usually up their ass.

3
DAlynjr 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just assumed anyone in the biden administration would prefer the anal test.

2
Tomm 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what happens when you never go on offense

2
Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Error is the same as Glitch. It was done on purpose. The fools who are used to propaganda will laugh it off until it comes to our shores. Yet it will be excepted at that point.

2
americandrunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh dear lord.

Thats what Xi said.

....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

This cannot be real. Is it?

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
KABLAMICA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure all the people that received the swab where Biden super fans so i say LOL

2
Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lol'ed. Good job, Pooh!

2
cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, our dumb fuck diplomats bent over and said stick it in. We are lead by faggots.

2
ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vice reporters are just jealous.