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Tater Bits (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MAGACARTA_333 ago by MAGACARTA_333 +2970 / -1
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deleted 75 points ago +75 / -0
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NotAPuma 33 points ago +33 / -0

Or go to the trash...

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JustBoo 25 points ago +25 / -0

If there is a more disgusting, perverted, putrid piece of Trash on this Earth... I don't want to know about it. This is bad enough.

Quite LITERALLY, it's a Programmed NPC. When Rand Paul asked about it approving of permanently altering small children's sex between the ages of 3 to 10, it said EXACTLY the same pre-programmed answer several times, exactly the same. Rand had it entered into the Record the thing refused to answer the question. Disgusting.

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BillBelichick 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are those folds sexual organs? What I mean is, if semen were to get in there would there be more of those toys as a result. I'm not at all saying that this is a womxn toy...I'm just looking for a scientific hypothesis of what we might observe if spunk got onto the potatox

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RedPillMAGALegend 7 points ago +7 / -0

On the potatox fuckin killed me🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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1775Concord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao , great post.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Joe6ixpack 4 points ago +4 / -0

The new potato heads have removable gentiles

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gentiles? lol

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 1 point ago +1 / -0

What, autocorrect never does that to you?

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

The incinerator.

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rudi_reifenstecher 49 points ago +49 / -0

Soy Story

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RedPillMAGALegend 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lmaooooo well done!

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TheDTOMDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s MS. Potato head!

Reeeeeeee

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RedPilledRaven 28 points ago +28 / -0

I’m pro mask mandate for whatever the fuck that thing is.

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Oback_Barama 23 points ago +23 / -0

Kill it with fire

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geotus3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna damage that demon, hit with some rods from God.

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FrozenEagle 16 points ago +16 / -0

NOOOO Mr. Potato Head! You're using parts from Mrs. Potato Head! Put them back!

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canadianhere 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's part of the joke. Mr. Potato Head is no more: he's now gender neutral.

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T_DforTrump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. There's still a Mr and Mrs Potato head. Only the brand name is changing. It's just Potato Head now.

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BillBelichick 6 points ago +6 / -0

OK now I'm confused. Just tell me which potatox goes on top.

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT'S XIR REEEE

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MrCasino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instead of "Potato Head" can we call it Mr. President?

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KeyRepair 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey teddy bears are a thing so I don't see why not!

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Musicbymuzak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you hear they went "gender neutral" πŸ™„

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Groundpounder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Private parts not included

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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Ham_Sandwich77 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit that's tops shelf photoshopping.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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RememberKosciuszko 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr. Dick Tater

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FinlandForTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

''Hans, Get ze Flammenwerfer''

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

The mental health of these people are seriously in question

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bg_dk_nrg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Starts at the top.

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RedPilledRaven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like a testicle

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Bbasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

My eyes: What tha heck are we looking at?

My brain: I don't know but I hate it and I can't delete the image.

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DoctorRichardLevine 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the new toy story, Andy throws the gender neutral woody in the box and says β€œI don’t want to play with you/yours/theirs/thems anymore”

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Digitaliberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Genius. Thank you for this.

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no idea who this man chick is nor do I want to heh

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Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

New potato famine confirmed

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Infuriator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mangled bits.

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Coslin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tater... tots.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatever that is, it's hideous

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

DAMN - he makes an ugly woman.

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Bunkerbaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

For fucks sake

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't be a Democrat Party without Potatus Head...

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh shit, I thought the thumbnail was Barr

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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idaho is crying.

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jabba the tot.

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B4size25paper 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isn't photoshopped.

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothin about that is female.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfection.... <3 MAGA2021

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MAGACountryResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

This picture is disgusting. That being said what in the fuck! Not even Mr. Potato head is safe from the liberalism virus! If you take all parts off it’s literally just a potato and then you put the parts on to make a male or female gender so what the fuck is even the purpose?!

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna guess that they had a Mr potato head and a Mrs potato head, but the sales on Mrs were shit, so instead of discontinuing it and facing the hellstorm from that, they just put the Mrs parts into the Mr, removed the 'Mr' from the packaging, and played it off as an "improvement".

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beta-detector 1 point ago +1 / -0

😳

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Mark4-39 1 point ago +1 / -0

My first thought was this looks nothing like Tate Reeves. Its too brown.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kill it with fire in minecraft

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WE_WILL_WIN_BIGLY 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow I’m really digging the new attachments that can be put on with this. Going to make for great Halloween decorations!

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Trump4allz 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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GEhrets 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a fuckin freak

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soooooo is this the new xpotato?

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malarky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their new song!

Eyes and ears, nose and mouth too, Xir Potato Head we love you.

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don_elbowdrop_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disgusting piece of shit should be shot and hung.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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esuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would you bring such a cursed image into this world

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BillBelichick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Focus groups reveal that if we nominate it immediately as Assistant Secretary Potatox we gain 4 points and a spot on CNN.

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793D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take away the glasses, eyes and nose and that's what he looks like downstairs as well.

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Dictator_Bob 0 points ago +1 / -1

I was going to upvote this but frankly, it is too flattering.