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Belleoffreedom 35 points ago +35 / -0

What a perfect, useful idiot. For him it's all about abusing a little bit of power. This one will be a bad, bad adult.

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably gonna become one of those people you see on Judge Judy.

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IamM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not one of the half hour cases, but one of the 5min ones.

"Hello, today I am suing my dog for assault. He bit me when I covered my genitals in peanut butter."

"Sorry, but pets count as property. Case dismissed."

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oddly specific, but I'll allow it. Uptrumped.