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otistoole 25 points ago +26 / -1

Its always the young dykes and fag types who get in my face about not wearing a mask

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Firefop 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've found that coughing on them when they get too close works like a charm.

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CyberSecGuy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sadly that is assault. Whether you like it or not... It is an arrestable offense.

So don't cough on them, wait until they are very close and cough loudly into your elbow while turning away slightly. Then don't stop coughing until they run away crying. You have legal plausibility it was just a normal cough.