"Ladies and gentlemen and members of the press, we here at the Cubanadian Maple Syrup Company are proud to welcome our new president, Rafael Edward Cruz, but we like to just call him 'Tappin' Ted.' While some may say his political career was 'Grade B', we believe he will bring something 'Fancy' to the syrup industry!"
He's done as a Senator too. He might as well start planning for life after politics.
"Ladies and gentlemen and members of the press, we here at the Cubanadian Maple Syrup Company are proud to welcome our new president, Rafael Edward Cruz, but we like to just call him 'Tappin' Ted.' While some may say his political career was 'Grade B', we believe he will bring something 'Fancy' to the syrup industry!"