I shit you not in college someone dropped a single turd that had the girth of my reasonably above average forearms. No toilet paper, just a beefcake of a turd.
I’m willfully ignorant, but the conjecture was the booty was used for more than its role in digestion.
Damn how great would it be to have the opportunity to rip ass on some fucking commies? Tough call, getting your bunghole swabbed vs a flatular attack on a Red.
After some careful consideration... I still don't think it's worth it. Yes you get to rip ass in a commies face but you still get anal swabbed either way.
Now if you could shart with enough pressure to blow it all over the commies, maybe then it would be worth it.
The way I see it, it wouldn't be the first or last time a doctor had something in my ass, but the opportunity to let one fly on a bona fide commie might be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Of course, one could always let loose then tell them to get bent and go home. Would likely get a ticker tape parade upon return.
The 'Mistake' thing, a common tool used by the sleaziest of people in our society is a standard protocol for them. Chinese make so many mistakes, always making mistakes, incredibly, the mistakes always favor the mistake-makers.
So if you don't have the virus in your respiratory system, how does it spread? That is to say, even if you have a little bit of virus hanging out in your guts, why does it matter? How can you spread it unless someone is eating your shit? Grantd, in China that's probably a possibility.
How can this happen to US Officials with Official Diplomatic Passports?
I have had a few different kinds of passport.
When I was in the military overseas, I was a classified courier between my duty station and the US. When I was performing official duties, my passport and courier letter prevented this kind of BS by foreign national authorities.
Later in life, I was a DoD employee stationed overseas. I had an official passport with a status of forces stamp, as did my family. My passport and SOFA stamp prevented foreign national authorities from doing certain things that were covered by the status of forces agreement in place at the time. Not at the same level as a diplomatic passport, but way better then a tourist passport.
So I don't know. I don't see how this could happen to any US official carrying any Official US Passport. But these are not normal times. And maybe they are not really US officials. Or maybe they are and this is a sign of things to come.
So if Biden is begging, maybe it's because they do not recognize his diplomats? Why not? Maybe they are not actually diplomats? Maybe they don't hold diplomatic passports? Maybe they are not legally authorized or entitled to a diplomatic passport?
I'm guessing it was more like Ping and Wang showed up and said "OH HERRO PREASE, MISTA AMERICAN WITH BIG PENIS PREESE WE GIVA YOU TEST FOR COVID, IS VERY BAD YOU SEE VIDEO PEEPO DIE IN STREET PREESE DROPPA PANTS PING REE MAKA SURE YOU NO HAVE COVID"
It's so nice to have a President who begs when he wants something again. Those 4 years where our President was a man who took what he wanted were exhausting.
XI wasn’t joking when he said he’d tap that ass. Literally bent over backwards for the Chinese to anally penetrate them. What a sick joke this “admin” is.
I've read another source which stated that over 1 million swabs had been administered by the time of the article's publication. I read something else this morning that mentioned that the anal swab method worked better on children. It seems lately that all roads inevitably lead to violating children's bodies by any means necessary.
The Chinese will get what they want from fake president Biden but they will not respect him or his people. Do you think they would have tried that shit on President Trump!
Also, I'm wondering who their director is at the State Department, pacing back and forth in front of them yelling, "YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!! AND YOU LET THEM PUT THEIR FINGERS IN YOUR ASSES?!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT ONE JOB WAS?"
It's done to humiliate and they can't believe they got a chance to make Americans or really any foreigners bend over and get a stick shoved up their ass.
Trust me. They aren't testing for shit. They are putting something inside you. Same with the nose test. They are getting a new disease prepped to spread around the world.
Lol as if the faggots under Biden's "administration" didn't want to bend over for the Chinese. They probably begged for it
Oh no my last test was inconclusive?
I've heard that Buttigieg is volunteering to travel over and back as many times as possible.
That's why they made him the trans sec
Booti-gag🤢
Yes he gauges the booty, before he decides if he wants it.
They asked if they could undergo bulk tests with the entire bundle
60 second intervals.
Even Biden's own people are taking it up the ass.
Always have.
They didn’t find it weird when the nurse was called “Mr. Slave,” and Lemmiwinks gave them their swab.
Buttiswab
Buttigieg reportedly asked, can we make this swab bigger?
Just the tip
No lube, let er rip!
Better check again.
And five more times.
Make it eleven.
I don't want to be a super-spreader...
...unless it's my cheeks for CCP.
Want us to circle back?
The real reason the left is boycotting Goya- they don't want to make their overlords uncomfortable during the anal swab!
So Biden "begged" for them to stop. China owns Biden.
Exactly, you know those fucks enjoyed it
Most action they ever had. I wonder if they told the doctors to circle back?
The military brass was already bent over sucking on Chinese ass hole.
I’d beg them not to stop.
I shit pancakes.
Let me guess, Cherry on top is more of a special move to pop it out
Your username makes this all the more hilarious. And gross.
I shit you not in college someone dropped a single turd that had the girth of my reasonably above average forearms. No toilet paper, just a beefcake of a turd.
I’m willfully ignorant, but the conjecture was the booty was used for more than its role in digestion.
The PERFECT story to begin with "I shit you not"
"I shit you gaping"
Best reaction comment
I remember seeing something similar as a kid in a public restroom. Looked like someone shit a can of coke.
Wtf Barack, you ain’t give no blacks no reparations so a y guy finey gon do it???
Damn how great would it be to have the opportunity to rip ass on some fucking commies? Tough call, getting your bunghole swabbed vs a flatular attack on a Red.
After some careful consideration... I still don't think it's worth it. Yes you get to rip ass in a commies face but you still get anal swabbed either way.
Now if you could shart with enough pressure to blow it all over the commies, maybe then it would be worth it.
The way I see it, it wouldn't be the first or last time a doctor had something in my ass, but the opportunity to let one fly on a bona fide commie might be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Of course, one could always let loose then tell them to get bent and go home. Would likely get a ticker tape parade upon return.
Username kind of checks out?
Username refers to yuge things going in, not out.
We should do lunch!
Sausage for me, clam for you?
I munch the finest offerings from the sea, and frankly, don't know why more folks don't join in!
"finest offerings"
C'mon mate... we've all seen Huma. That isn't the finest offering of anything.
It also would have been a good time to introspection about a career change
Load up on taco bell and coffee beforehand
Give me a 12 pack of PBR and an all-you-can-eat Taco Bell dinner the night before and I'm your huckleberry.
The 'Mistake' thing, a common tool used by the sleaziest of people in our society is a standard protocol for them. Chinese make so many mistakes, always making mistakes, incredibly, the mistakes always favor the mistake-makers.
So...rape?
So if you don't have the virus in your respiratory system, how does it spread? That is to say, even if you have a little bit of virus hanging out in your guts, why does it matter? How can you spread it unless someone is eating your shit? Grantd, in China that's probably a possibility.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
They're literally pounding the assholes of Biden's team
Its not that they are going to stop because you asked them to, its that they made you have to ask. Pathetic. Undeserving even of pity, its that bad.
Kamala begs them to swab harder on her.
I'm a very visual person so fuck you for making that picture in my head </3
That's an odd way of spelling 'thicker'.
Mayor Pete immediately booked a flight to get to the bottom of this.
How can this happen to US Officials with Official Diplomatic Passports?
I have had a few different kinds of passport.
When I was in the military overseas, I was a classified courier between my duty station and the US. When I was performing official duties, my passport and courier letter prevented this kind of BS by foreign national authorities.
Later in life, I was a DoD employee stationed overseas. I had an official passport with a status of forces stamp, as did my family. My passport and SOFA stamp prevented foreign national authorities from doing certain things that were covered by the status of forces agreement in place at the time. Not at the same level as a diplomatic passport, but way better then a tourist passport.
So I don't know. I don't see how this could happen to any US official carrying any Official US Passport. But these are not normal times. And maybe they are not really US officials. Or maybe they are and this is a sign of things to come.
So if Biden is begging, maybe it's because they do not recognize his diplomats? Why not? Maybe they are not actually diplomats? Maybe they don't hold diplomatic passports? Maybe they are not legally authorized or entitled to a diplomatic passport?
You're assuming the diplofags didn't demand these anal swabs. State department employees are fucking grade A cucks.
I'm guessing it was more like Ping and Wang showed up and said "OH HERRO PREASE, MISTA AMERICAN WITH BIG PENIS PREESE WE GIVA YOU TEST FOR COVID, IS VERY BAD YOU SEE VIDEO PEEPO DIE IN STREET PREESE DROPPA PANTS PING REE MAKA SURE YOU NO HAVE COVID"
Biden administration thinking they have the respect of foreign nations while taking it up the butt.
At least they weren't subjected to mean tweets though.
Fact Check: Partially false.
Biden presidency getting our Diplomats literally raped in the ass.
Hahahahaha
They beg like: Please don't. Stop. Don't. stop..... Dont. Stop...
Hey, if you want to work for the Biden administration, you are going to have to get used to this sort of thing.
Well played china
They were sent anal swabs i doubt any of them were used but would you admit it if you did? More of a fuck you cuck we own you to the diplofags
Eat beans
What Slo Joe's appointments are showing us I'm sure that at least half of them enjoyed it.
It's so nice to have a President who begs when he wants something again. Those 4 years where our President was a man who took what he wanted were exhausting.
IN FACT, THE PERVS PROBABLY BEGGED FOR MORE.
CHINA SWAB ASSHOE
XI wasn’t joking when he said he’d tap that ass. Literally bent over backwards for the Chinese to anally penetrate them. What a sick joke this “admin” is.
I am just going to leave this here!
Biden's people brought plunger-sized swabs with them and demanded the swabbing. There are no victims here.
This is how you get diplomatic immunity in China. Lol.
Dr Chaicom, Am I being raped, or is this just a covid test?
The fact that they went through with it without getting it nixed tells you everything you need to know.
Guess that proves that the Anal Swabs are widespread there. How absolutley fucking humiliating.
I've read another source which stated that over 1 million swabs had been administered by the time of the article's publication. I read something else this morning that mentioned that the anal swab method worked better on children. It seems lately that all roads inevitably lead to violating children's bodies by any means necessary.
sheesh I don't know if this is patriot.win title or a title of a BDSM video on pornhub. The freaks at the white house like that shit.
I wonder how fast mayor Pete bought a ticket to get to China?
Hope Xi offered 'em a smoke afterwards.
Complete and utter pussies representing us. Sad
The Chinese will get what they want from fake president Biden but they will not respect him or his people. Do you think they would have tried that shit on President Trump!
Also, I'm wondering who their director is at the State Department, pacing back and forth in front of them yelling, "YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!! AND YOU LET THEM PUT THEIR FINGERS IN YOUR ASSES?!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT ONE JOB WAS?"
Chinese knew what they were doing and also know Biden won’t do shit about it. This would never happen in a trump administration
lmao! THEY PROBABLY WANTED SOMETHING BIGGER!
China shoving things up the ass of American bureaucrats is a remarkably correct portrait of 2021
It's done to humiliate and they can't believe they got a chance to make Americans or really any foreigners bend over and get a stick shoved up their ass.
I guess no one told them that the safe word is "bat soup".
Trust me. They aren't testing for shit. They are putting something inside you. Same with the nose test. They are getting a new disease prepped to spread around the world.
It's very likely all on video.
Butt-edge-edge is planning a trip to China now.
Should have been GOYA beans
Saying "no" is the same as saying "yes." Need to use a safeword.
Can Joe be anymore embarrassing? For fucks sake even the Koreans had enough sense to tell the Chinese to fuck off when they tried this shit.