I shit you not in college someone dropped a single turd that had the girth of my reasonably above average forearms. No toilet paper, just a beefcake of a turd.
I’m willfully ignorant, but the conjecture was the booty was used for more than its role in digestion.
I’d beg them not to stop.
I shit pancakes.
Let me guess, Cherry on top is more of a special move to pop it out
Your username makes this all the more hilarious. And gross.
I shit you not in college someone dropped a single turd that had the girth of my reasonably above average forearms. No toilet paper, just a beefcake of a turd.
I’m willfully ignorant, but the conjecture was the booty was used for more than its role in digestion.
The PERFECT story to begin with "I shit you not"
"I shit you gaping"
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I remember seeing something similar as a kid in a public restroom. Looked like someone shit a can of coke.
Wtf Barack, you ain’t give no blacks no reparations so a y guy finey gon do it???