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xBigCoffinHunter 98 points ago +98 / -0

Oh no my last test was inconclusive?

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beta-detector 69 points ago +69 / -0

I've heard that Buttigieg is volunteering to travel over and back as many times as possible.

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Hanging_Chad 40 points ago +40 / -0

That's why they made him the trans sec

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Just_An_Idahoan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Booti-gag🤢

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Just_An_Idahoan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes he gauges the booty, before he decides if he wants it.

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ghost_of_aswartz 17 points ago +17 / -0

They asked if they could undergo bulk tests with the entire bundle

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JudicialDredd 12 points ago +12 / -0

60 second intervals.

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DebunkTheLeft 16 points ago +16 / -0

Even Biden's own people are taking it up the ass.

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SuperMagaMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Buttiswab

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kams912 9 points ago +9 / -0

Buttigieg reportedly asked, can we make this swab bigger?

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SaltyKrakenBalls 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just the tip

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Zenicity 6 points ago +6 / -0

No lube, let er rip!

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0095D 21 points ago +21 / -0

Better check again.

And five more times.

Make it eleven.

I don't want to be a super-spreader...

...unless it's my cheeks for CCP.

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Zenicity 13 points ago +13 / -0

Want us to circle back?