Damn how great would it be to have the opportunity to rip ass on some fucking commies? Tough call, getting your bunghole swabbed vs a flatular attack on a Red.
After some careful consideration... I still don't think it's worth it. Yes you get to rip ass in a commies face but you still get anal swabbed either way.
Now if you could shart with enough pressure to blow it all over the commies, maybe then it would be worth it.
The way I see it, it wouldn't be the first or last time a doctor had something in my ass, but the opportunity to let one fly on a bona fide commie might be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Of course, one could always let loose then tell them to get bent and go home. Would likely get a ticker tape parade upon return.
Damn how great would it be to have the opportunity to rip ass on some fucking commies? Tough call, getting your bunghole swabbed vs a flatular attack on a Red.
After some careful consideration... I still don't think it's worth it. Yes you get to rip ass in a commies face but you still get anal swabbed either way.
Now if you could shart with enough pressure to blow it all over the commies, maybe then it would be worth it.
The way I see it, it wouldn't be the first or last time a doctor had something in my ass, but the opportunity to let one fly on a bona fide commie might be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Of course, one could always let loose then tell them to get bent and go home. Would likely get a ticker tape parade upon return.