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_-Th0r-_ 5 points ago +6 / -1

I shit you not in college someone dropped a single turd that had the girth of my reasonably above average forearms. No toilet paper, just a beefcake of a turd.

I’m willfully ignorant, but the conjecture was the booty was used for more than its role in digestion.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

The PERFECT story to begin with "I shit you not"

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I shit you gaping"

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best reaction comment

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Jayl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember seeing something similar as a kid in a public restroom. Looked like someone shit a can of coke.