posted ago by TrueConservative55
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On a lighter topic, I'm guessing we've all dated a liberal girl at least once, and hopefully we've all come to our senses and found a girl who doesn't just babble like a damn lib! All that aside, in your experience, which girls are freakier in the bedroom? Funny stories are encouraged!
I just saw the question "Informal poll - which chicks are freakier in bed " I was about to go out and asked my Rooster Rosco what he thought, he has a lot to choose from, than I clicked into the rest of the story. Rosco likes his buff orpingtons girls.
Roosters are so over-rated as being “Cock of the Walk” since they dont even have one
Well, Rooster may Crow, but it is the Hen that delivers the goods. so said Margaret Thatcher
Probably none freakier than Dr. Rachel Levine I’m guessing.
I fucked one liberal girl. It was like fucking a wet paper bag
Every single conservative woman I’ve fucked, has been 10/10
I’m assuming any 10/10 where I had no idea about their views were also based
That wet paper bag was her green condom...paper not plastic (or latex) you know
It's organic?!?
How would you know it was like fucking a wet paper bag??? Inquiring minds want to know.
I thought that right after I posted it. Either way. Kek
I've had mixed experience, which is why I wanted to get a bigger data set. Curious to see what others say.
It does stand to reason that the conservative girls would have a better "work ethic", if you know what I mean!
The one's that love you or hate themselves are the freakiest. Politics be damned.
Haha, well played. I agree.
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS... hands down
Having gone to catholic school my entire life Can confirm.
Those girls are freaks for sure!!!
They also LOVE cocaine
Also, in terms of liberal chicks. Many like it in the bum on the first date which is not my thing. Others are like the bat cave. Others are tighter than a drum. Others are pierced and tatted which is a turn off. The big titted ones are often slobs and the flat ones are essentially dudes without a cock. They make way too much noise in general and you just want to insert a ball gag.
"Like the bat cave" made me laugh out loud. I don't know what it means, but that's still hilarious!
Same here🤣. We must lead sheltered lives
Here you go: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bat%20Cave
No problem: see urbandictionary.com bat cave A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina. dude i was going to get with this one chick, but she had a total bat cave.
Spoken like a true connesieur