posted ago by TrueConservative55 ago by TrueConservative55 +9 / -0

On a lighter topic, I'm guessing we've all dated a liberal girl at least once, and hopefully we've all come to our senses and found a girl who doesn't just babble like a damn lib! All that aside, in your experience, which girls are freakier in the bedroom? Funny stories are encouraged!

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TheGreenDragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just saw the question "Informal poll - which chicks are freakier in bed " I was about to go out and asked my Rooster Rosco what he thought, he has a lot to choose from, than I clicked into the rest of the story. Rosco likes his buff orpingtons girls.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roosters are so over-rated as being “Cock of the Walk” since they dont even have one

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TheGreenDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, Rooster may Crow, but it is the Hen that delivers the goods. so said Margaret Thatcher

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Mishabird 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably none freakier than Dr. Rachel Levine I’m guessing.

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DoctorRichardLevine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucked one liberal girl. It was like fucking a wet paper bag

Every single conservative woman I’ve fucked, has been 10/10

I’m assuming any 10/10 where I had no idea about their views were also based

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Tophat9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

That wet paper bag was her green condom...paper not plastic (or latex) you know

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TrueConservative55 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's organic?!?

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

How would you know it was like fucking a wet paper bag??? Inquiring minds want to know.

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DoctorRichardLevine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought that right after I posted it. Either way. Kek

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TrueConservative55 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've had mixed experience, which is why I wanted to get a bigger data set. Curious to see what others say.

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TrueConservative55 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does stand to reason that the conservative girls would have a better "work ethic", if you know what I mean!

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Kn33l2Dominion 2 points ago +2 / -0

The one's that love you or hate themselves are the freakiest. Politics be damned.

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TrueConservative55 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, well played. I agree.

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FightingTeuton 2 points ago +2 / -0

CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS... hands down

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DoctorRichardLevine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Having gone to catholic school my entire life Can confirm.

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TrueConservative55 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those girls are freaks for sure!!!

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DoctorRichardLevine 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also LOVE cocaine

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FightingTeuton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, in terms of liberal chicks. Many like it in the bum on the first date which is not my thing. Others are like the bat cave. Others are tighter than a drum. Others are pierced and tatted which is a turn off. The big titted ones are often slobs and the flat ones are essentially dudes without a cock. They make way too much noise in general and you just want to insert a ball gag.

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TrueConservative55 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Like the bat cave" made me laugh out loud. I don't know what it means, but that's still hilarious!

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here🤣. We must lead sheltered lives

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FightingTeuton 1 point ago +1 / -0

No problem: see urbandictionary.com bat cave A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina. dude i was going to get with this one chick, but she had a total bat cave.

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spoken like a true connesieur

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