646 McConnell bends the knee! Says he would vote for Trump again. (media.patriots.win) posted 49 days ago by patriotswinning 49 days ago by patriotswinning +647 / -1 70 comments share 70 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (70) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 22 ▼ – DragonEnergy2 22 points 49 days ago +22 / -0 A snake that looks like a turtle. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – le_destroy 3 points 49 days ago +3 / -0 Turtle heads are essentially snake heads with a beak. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TearofLys 2 points 49 days ago +2 / -0 A snapping turtle can literally bite your dick off. Never let a snapping turtle get too close. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – bigdickhangsright 2 points 49 days ago +2 / -0 Thanks. I was going to do that later. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Guruchild 1 point 49 days ago +1 / -0 One time I used a shovel to turn a wayward snapping turtle around and send him back on his way to the river. He tried to cross the road and got smashed. permalink parent save report block reply
A snake that looks like a turtle.
Turtle heads are essentially snake heads with a beak.
A snapping turtle can literally bite your dick off. Never let a snapping turtle get too close.
Thanks. I was going to do that later.
One time I used a shovel to turn a wayward snapping turtle around and send him back on his way to the river. He tried to cross the road and got smashed.