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TearofLys 2 points ago +2 / -0

A snapping turtle can literally bite your dick off. Never let a snapping turtle get too close.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. I was going to do that later.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

One time I used a shovel to turn a wayward snapping turtle around and send him back on his way to the river. He tried to cross the road and got smashed.