Remember those stories about kids shoving tampons soaked in alcohol up their arses? It was because it skips the liver and you get drunk easier.. The same FAKE swabs that are probably also "giving" you something. The nose and the ass are outputs of filtered sickness. Most likely the worst possible places for "testing". A much better place for snorting cocain, quicker intake, and shoving alcohol soaked tampons. Oh which I am sure this fucking trans retard asshole does regularly.