Being a lefty (and I use the word “lefty” only for the lack of a better, more accurate term and because a lefties are what these people pretend to be or actually think they are) means having to constantly, as a matter of daily routine, say and pretend to believe things that literally no one, no man, woman, or child in possession of his faculties anywhere on God’s green earth believes.

Being a lefty makes necessary living voluntarily in the Auschwitz of your own mind.