I had an old hag come up to me while I was waiting in line at Subway, touched my shoulder, and proceeded to tell me that I needed to step back for proper social distancing. I was maybe 5.5 ft away from the guy in front of me. I firmly responded with “You are the one touching me. Fuck off.” Didn’t get my sandwich (she was the manager apparently) but it felt great to smack one of these idiots with a verbal frying pan.