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Billybobcuccio 95 points ago +96 / -1

Well a potato head is president , so what does anyone expect!

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ParticleCannon 56 points ago +56 / -0

That's MISTER Potato Head, to you!

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20MagnusKonrad20 67 points ago +67 / -0

Excuse me; it's Y'AM!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the most underated comment on the internet, today

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Wexit-Delecto 9 points ago +9 / -0

Welp, the spice mine quota has been met for today.

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

WEW LAD

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Isolated_Patriot 53 points ago +53 / -0

Did you just assume his tuber?

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BiglyMagaMamma2 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol, tuber

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BSnatch 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fugin boob tuber

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dontsteponsnek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Didn’t it just change to THEY Potato Head?

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603win 8 points ago +8 / -0

Xir prefers the honorarium Mx. Cranium Solanum Tuberosum. “Potato Head” is a white supremacist label.

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drsowells1fan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classical Latin? Western colonialist dog whistle much? Have you not noticed the potato is brown? A less white name like Le'Tatoe would be more sensitive.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

That He/Him - You Bigot.

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consumptiveballerina 9 points ago +9 / -0

I prefer to call him PEDOTUS, to keep it in people's minds that he gropes kids and his son is also a pedophile.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedotus, potatus, they both work.

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BidenSniffsLittleKid 34 points ago +34 / -0

Based on empty promises and baseless hopefulness. Now people see the Biden policies in action and aren’t pleased.

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MAGA777Logistics 17 points ago +19 / -2

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the Fed dumping funny money into the economy for 10 years straight.

Wow we really are retarded aren't we?

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geotus3000 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Fed isn't us, it's Communists. It's a big club and we ain't in it.

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Wexit-Delecto 6 points ago +6 / -0

End the Fed

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +6 / -1

The money printers counted to.potato.

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Cesare_Borgia 21 points ago +21 / -0

The stock market is now almost entirely divorced from the real economy.

The huge and almost unabated rise in the stock market the past few years, including during Trump's presidency, can be tied to the federal reserve endlessly creating more and more money out of thin air. That money is largely injected into the stock market. Thus stonks only go up or whatever they say over on wsb.

I fear we're in for a crash of epic proportions when this house of cards starts falling.

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geotus3000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep, they're printing money to compensate for the crashing economy. They'll need to print more and more until everything falls apart and they can have their "great reset." More designed economic catastrophe they force on us with government so they can blame it on "free markets."

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CanadianPede2 3 points ago +3 / -0

The danger that investors (including me) have is that everyone is expecting the economy to recover. However, that has already been priced into stock prices, meaning that any delay in economic recovery (even if recovery is indeed occurring) will act against the market. The shakeups that we're experiencing right now is reflective of that. I think the bull market will continue throughout 2021, but the real shakeups will start happening in 2022 when the euphoria of resuming normal activities dies down and we're left with a massive bill (lost revenue, inflation, over-valuated stocks). Not sure if the market will crash, but corrections are certain.

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Curlybill 3 points ago +3 / -0

All the while lending to the banks at .2 % interest now your savings account gains the same intrest rate .2% or less. Leaving it 1.5% below inflation rates Killing the value of your savings directly.

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone gave me advice (as a newbie to investing) and said just save my cash and after the market crashes hard, buy buy buy for cheap cheap cheap and hold hold hold...what say you?

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Whatyougotson 3 points ago +3 / -0

And if shit hits the fan you can burn all that cash for heat.

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Brainz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll make a nice blankie out of it. Hahaha

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Cesare_Borgia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm far from an expert by any stretch.

That advice is generally good advice for the normal cyclical up and down trend in the stock market.

My concern with the current goings on is the upward trend now is based not on the economy but purely on the huge inflationary pressure the federal reserve is creating. I think when this bubble finally pops it could finally be the nail in the coffin of our dollar.

If I had a lot of liquid cash I might look into physical safe havens of value. Physical silver that you actually receive would be an option. Guns don't generally lose value ever. Ammo doesn't either but current market is crazy.

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CanadianPede2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I interpret the weakening US dollar as a sign that foreign and emerging markets will have better purchasing power and economic growth. This is why 20% of my portfolio is invested in related ETFs. I'm super bullish on the future of India, for example. Don't overlook Africa - remarkable GDP growth.

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with you. Thanks for the tip!

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CanadianPede2 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you haven't yet entered the market, you can either try now, as the recent market correction means you can find some stocks at a bargain, or if your thesis about an upcoming crash is correct, wait for the crash. A big part of this is psychological, though. I have a co-worker who correctly predicted the March crash and sold his shares in February, however, he gold cold feet and didn't jump back in afterwords, missing incredible opportunities. People don't know when the market has reached its low point, and so they hesitate. If you want to time the market, remember that imperfect timing is better than not trying at all, especially if you can hold your funds in their for years. However, and overall, it's generally accepted that over the long-term "Time in the market beats timing the market". If you're interested in investing, do some research and give it a go.

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communityguy [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's gone down a lot in the last few days..

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BewareOfThePug 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, I don't get the OP - My GME is 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

;)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

By 2024 all publicly traded companies will be bankrupt, except GME. Gamestop will become our new right-wing corporate overlords.

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MightyTheme 3 points ago +3 / -0

All salaries will be paid in used copies of Madden '23.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elites will trade only in GME and bitcoin. HR 5647 will pass by a unanimous vote legally mandating all breasts be both enormous, and pixelated.

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which candidate do you think Wall Street supported with promises of tasty taxpayer funds?

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MAGA777Logistics 2 points ago +9 / -7

I am glad our ancestors didn't sit on the internet calling criminally installed puppets elementary things like this. So fucking CRINGEY.

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BadManOrange 8 points ago +8 / -0

As if successful revolutions are a common thing in history.

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MAGA777Logistics -11 points ago +3 / -14

As if calling people potatos does anything but make you look like a fucking retard.

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magacoder 12 points ago +12 / -0

As if calling people retards who call people potatoes does anything.

This site is memes and news. Go read a news article if you don't want the memes or jokes. There's a filter button top right.

Or mind your own business and stop acting better than people, because you're not.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shut up retard.

See? This is you. This is how stupid you look calling some of the only other sane people in the country names because they made a joke.

Begone, if you are gonna spew libshits logic like that. Or stick around and call the people who deserve it retards, like any Joe Biden voter for example.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

"[John Adams has a] "hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."

-James Callender, writing at the behest of Thomas Jefferson

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Arizonan -4 points ago +3 / -7

1000000% agreed. This country is literally in the hands of demons and you have people on our side responding like that... No wonder our side is weak.

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magacoder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes because soldiers don't joke. You got butthurt about a joke. If our side is weak it's not because of that guy.

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UndeadRevolver 1 point ago +1 / -0

A pile of shit has a thousand eyes! A potato can have a bunch of eyes. Mr. Potatushead has eyes. .:Sniffy Joe is a pile of shit.

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CanadianPede2 43 points ago +43 / -0

We're getting hammered out there: First renewables, then tech, and then a shakeup to the DOW. But I'm holding!

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Bearing51 18 points ago +18 / -0

Same. Hold onto that crap, baby. I imagine it's all going down right now since it's the end of the month and contracts are expiring. I like my stocks and I'm holding on to them.

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anishr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone watched the DeepFuckingValue hearing.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 34 points ago +34 / -0

I'm bummed out that I never got to see a Tom Petty live performance before he died.

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Surefolks 16 points ago +16 / -0

It was amazing.

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Spicymemeball 11 points ago +11 / -0

Different guitar every song

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MAGA777Logistics 3 points ago +7 / -4

Do you like that?

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +5 / -1

You forgot to use your other account.

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MAGA777Logistics -1 points ago +2 / -3

Do you think that you might like that?

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TX4TW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guitar techs hate him

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KeysToNeW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do this every morning!

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously? That's crazy

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BiglyMagaMamma2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Too bad his family pulled his song list from anything even remotely touching GEOTUS or a conservative and are mega-chucks about BLM. Saw him live in colorado at the mile high festival. He was the closing act of the weekend and absolutely brought the place to its knees.

Then he did an encore.

And one more. Legend

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ScullyMully 5 points ago +5 / -0

His daughter is a nightmare, even to his band mates.

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Tugboatguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tom Petty died?

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ministry_of_truth 16 points ago +16 / -0

2017

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Parhelion12 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got mad. Then I laughed. I need a break.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep, died in 2017. It was an accidental drug overdose from prescription pain killers he was taking for leg and hip problems.

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ManicJackBauer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got to see him once, epic!

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KeysToNeW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa that's intense and sad.

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Parhelion12 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was driving on a levy road, doing 80 in a 55 going home from work. Radio interrupted Mary Jane to tell me the news.

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Blindsummit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Managed to get to a gig on the 40th anniversary tour. It was a beautiful thing.

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Songofsixpence 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wife and I had our one and only chance to try to see him in 2010. Phoenix, AZ and show was cancelled a few hours before due to throat problems. Still stings, lol!

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grandfather_nurgle 31 points ago +31 / -0

Markets plunging, war in the middle east, bunch of gay nonsense coming out of Congress.

The Swamp is BACK!!!

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Parhelion12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, at least the Tweets stopped.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muhh feefees aren’t getting trampled anymore

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pigdestroyer187 24 points ago +24 / -0

Every dip gets immediately bought up thanks to the infinite free Fed money. We are about to experience some real hyperinflation.

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

So THAT'S why they printed like 20 trillion dollars the other day!

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Kalom69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good, let's crash the currency and build back better (lol)

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anishr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those 3 words make me want to puke.

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VarusSPQR 24 points ago +24 / -0

At this rate we’ll be below Obama levels by Kwanza.

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ScullyMully 12 points ago +12 / -0

Juneteenth

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Ricky_CIA 10 points ago +10 / -0

*Juneteemff

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And_Im_Kenny_Rogers 14 points ago +14 / -0

But it's a rapid rise in Treasury yields!!! (says the MSM)

If the election was valid and Trump were in office, the headlines would say "Stocks continue sliding as vaccine rollout stumbles"

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Darkheartisland 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just like the reason for gasoline prices going up is always because of the price of crude. But why is that going up? Could it be banning pipelines, or the Paris accord?

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4more 5 points ago +5 / -0

Libtard told me it has nothing to do with Biden. The saudis need $65 oil to support their economy. Why weren’t they driving the price up under trump? Why has oil only been rising since November?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

It goes up due to the seasonal blends. Winter blends are more expensive to make, so prices go up. Summer blends are cheaper to make, so prices, obviously, go up.

At least that's what the propaganda outlets tell me.

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anishr 3 points ago +3 / -0

You had me there for a sec lmao

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Viewer01 12 points ago +13 / -1

I called the irrational exuberance like two weeks ago.

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RolandDelacroix 10 points ago +10 / -0

Typical for end of February/early March. Time to top up the Roth IRA!

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CanadianPede2 10 points ago +11 / -1

BUY THE DIP

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goddamnhologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

buy the rebound

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ministry_of_truth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Things go down to go back up again. I wanted to make an IRA contribution soon so seeing some red is nice

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Redpill-notCommieRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

GME is the strongest stock out there it seems.

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Darkheartisland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can't go wrong with a moon-bound stock.

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kodama 4 points ago +4 / -0

hedgies are shorting everything to try to cover what they're gonna lose on gme, maybe? It's too bad too cuz it's such a great stock and I know I'm gonna hold for a good long time

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Thomas1963-1967 6 points ago +6 / -0

$32k to $31k in 36 hours. Way to go Joe.

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

My stonks are all strong and every crypto I'm in is still making money. Buy the dip. Diamond hands frens!

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

what's dipping?

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the stonk goes down and then starts to rise again. The trick is to try to time it to buy just before it rises again.

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603win 2 points ago +2 / -0

But if you really like the stonk you just eat more crayons and buy whenever

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as you hodl with diamond hands until you don't like the stonk anymore

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KeysToNeW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, the tried and true method of buying low and selling high. :)

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a plan that's been working for me. 🤣

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brewski 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden energy and tax policies will cause a recession.

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

🎼free falling... Yeah

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riesling 3 points ago +3 / -0

acoustic guitar unplugged apu a-rockin

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jujufumpkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Commodities and precious metals are diving as well.

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BillionsAndBillions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good time to buy metals then

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Starxteel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha (laughing in Mises)

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Ic3D 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same plan as the 6th, they are going to blame it on Reddit and Gamestop. All the banks and funds will get bailed out because bad people stormed the market :(

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Sick_of_the_bs 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Market Insurection" 😂

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Gerbaski 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm HODLing $GME. $69,420 is my price. There's no breaking thrusters on this rocketship, boys. I've always wanted to see planet Pluto. .🚀🚀🚀

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goddamnhologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

i wish I could laugh at this

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

All part of the plan. The goal is not defined, unless that goal is end human existence. Communism is really great at ending human existence. Outside of that, there is no plan, just progress that leads to destruction.

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1sketchyv 1 point ago +1 / -0

SDOW 👍

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FifthGMEGorilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love this

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Sparkywalnutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

The biggest loser on the DOW today is Salesforce, down 4.5%. Woohoo!

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TrumpWinz 1 point ago +1 / -0

markets are getting a bounce today. But we need to see what happens next week. I think we have 3 scenarios:

  1. Continued weak bounce and then a sell off. That's my primary scenario.
  2. Gap down on Monday and continued sell off
  3. If neither of those develop then they are going to shoot for S&P 4,000
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Arizonan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good.

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Jack_Burton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now it’s reeeeeeee

Rebounnding

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canigetawutwut 1 point ago +1 / -0

CARDANO ADA is skyrocketing! closer to fully de centralized. no governing body. pure open free and fair market. life and world changing tech. and a currency to boot. dont miss the boat

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why you take your money out of the market like I did.

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RubenFonte 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least no mean tweets

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noobcontrol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately they aren't. At least right now.