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Billybobcuccio 95 points ago +96 / -1

Well a potato head is president , so what does anyone expect!

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ParticleCannon 56 points ago +56 / -0

That's MISTER Potato Head, to you!

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20MagnusKonrad20 67 points ago +67 / -0

Excuse me; it's Y'AM!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the most underated comment on the internet, today

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Wexit-Delecto 9 points ago +9 / -0

Welp, the spice mine quota has been met for today.

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independentbystander 8 points ago +8 / -0

WEW LAD

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Isolated_Patriot 53 points ago +53 / -0

Did you just assume his tuber?

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BiglyMagaMamma2 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol, tuber

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BSnatch 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fugin boob tuber

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dontsteponsnek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Didn’t it just change to THEY Potato Head?

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603win 8 points ago +8 / -0

Xir prefers the honorarium Mx. Cranium Solanum Tuberosum. “Potato Head” is a white supremacist label.

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drsowells1fan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classical Latin? Western colonialist dog whistle much? Have you not noticed the potato is brown? A less white name like Le'Tatoe would be more sensitive.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

That He/Him - You Bigot.

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consumptiveballerina 9 points ago +9 / -0

I prefer to call him PEDOTUS, to keep it in people's minds that he gropes kids and his son is also a pedophile.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedotus, potatus, they both work.

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BidenSniffsLittleKid 34 points ago +34 / -0

Based on empty promises and baseless hopefulness. Now people see the Biden policies in action and aren’t pleased.

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MAGA777Logistics 17 points ago +19 / -2

I'm sure it had nothing to do with the Fed dumping funny money into the economy for 10 years straight.

Wow we really are retarded aren't we?

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geotus3000 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Fed isn't us, it's Communists. It's a big club and we ain't in it.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +6 / -1

The money printers counted to.potato.

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Cesare_Borgia 21 points ago +21 / -0

The stock market is now almost entirely divorced from the real economy.

The huge and almost unabated rise in the stock market the past few years, including during Trump's presidency, can be tied to the federal reserve endlessly creating more and more money out of thin air. That money is largely injected into the stock market. Thus stonks only go up or whatever they say over on wsb.

I fear we're in for a crash of epic proportions when this house of cards starts falling.

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geotus3000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep, they're printing money to compensate for the crashing economy. They'll need to print more and more until everything falls apart and they can have their "great reset." More designed economic catastrophe they force on us with government so they can blame it on "free markets."

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CanadianPede2 3 points ago +3 / -0

The danger that investors (including me) have is that everyone is expecting the economy to recover. However, that has already been priced into stock prices, meaning that any delay in economic recovery (even if recovery is indeed occurring) will act against the market. The shakeups that we're experiencing right now is reflective of that. I think the bull market will continue throughout 2021, but the real shakeups will start happening in 2022 when the euphoria of resuming normal activities dies down and we're left with a massive bill (lost revenue, inflation, over-valuated stocks). Not sure if the market will crash, but corrections are certain.

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Curlybill 3 points ago +3 / -0

All the while lending to the banks at .2 % interest now your savings account gains the same intrest rate .2% or less. Leaving it 1.5% below inflation rates Killing the value of your savings directly.

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone gave me advice (as a newbie to investing) and said just save my cash and after the market crashes hard, buy buy buy for cheap cheap cheap and hold hold hold...what say you?

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Whatyougotson 3 points ago +3 / -0

And if shit hits the fan you can burn all that cash for heat.

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Cesare_Borgia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm far from an expert by any stretch.

That advice is generally good advice for the normal cyclical up and down trend in the stock market.

My concern with the current goings on is the upward trend now is based not on the economy but purely on the huge inflationary pressure the federal reserve is creating. I think when this bubble finally pops it could finally be the nail in the coffin of our dollar.

If I had a lot of liquid cash I might look into physical safe havens of value. Physical silver that you actually receive would be an option. Guns don't generally lose value ever. Ammo doesn't either but current market is crazy.

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CanadianPede2 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you haven't yet entered the market, you can either try now, as the recent market correction means you can find some stocks at a bargain, or if your thesis about an upcoming crash is correct, wait for the crash. A big part of this is psychological, though. I have a co-worker who correctly predicted the March crash and sold his shares in February, however, he gold cold feet and didn't jump back in afterwords, missing incredible opportunities. People don't know when the market has reached its low point, and so they hesitate. If you want to time the market, remember that imperfect timing is better than not trying at all, especially if you can hold your funds in their for years. However, and overall, it's generally accepted that over the long-term "Time in the market beats timing the market". If you're interested in investing, do some research and give it a go.

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communityguy [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's gone down a lot in the last few days..

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BewareOfThePug 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, I don't get the OP - My GME is 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

;)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

By 2024 all publicly traded companies will be bankrupt, except GME. Gamestop will become our new right-wing corporate overlords.

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MightyTheme 3 points ago +3 / -0

All salaries will be paid in used copies of Madden '23.

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which candidate do you think Wall Street supported with promises of tasty taxpayer funds?

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MAGA777Logistics 2 points ago +9 / -7

I am glad our ancestors didn't sit on the internet calling criminally installed puppets elementary things like this. So fucking CRINGEY.

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BadManOrange 8 points ago +8 / -0

As if successful revolutions are a common thing in history.

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MAGA777Logistics -11 points ago +3 / -14

As if calling people potatos does anything but make you look like a fucking retard.

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magacoder 12 points ago +12 / -0

As if calling people retards who call people potatoes does anything.

This site is memes and news. Go read a news article if you don't want the memes or jokes. There's a filter button top right.

Or mind your own business and stop acting better than people, because you're not.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shut up retard.

See? This is you. This is how stupid you look calling some of the only other sane people in the country names because they made a joke.

Begone, if you are gonna spew libshits logic like that. Or stick around and call the people who deserve it retards, like any Joe Biden voter for example.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

"[John Adams has a] "hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."

-James Callender, writing at the behest of Thomas Jefferson

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Arizonan -4 points ago +3 / -7

1000000% agreed. This country is literally in the hands of demons and you have people on our side responding like that... No wonder our side is weak.

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magacoder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes because soldiers don't joke. You got butthurt about a joke. If our side is weak it's not because of that guy.

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UndeadRevolver 1 point ago +1 / -0

A pile of shit has a thousand eyes! A potato can have a bunch of eyes. Mr. Potatushead has eyes. .:Sniffy Joe is a pile of shit.