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Ridiculousposter 49 points ago +49 / -0

Seriously. This is considered crucial work for them?

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SuperBriz [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

I mean, how long did they spend stareing at a rope hanging from a garage door for Juicey's Mullet?

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NotAPuma 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chicago is MAGA Country...

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anon09 13 points ago +13 / -0

breh... don't you get it? they're a joke. they're basically the thought police.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're a very dangerous joke.

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Waffleyumboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

As dangerous a joke as they think our jokes are.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dangerouser

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deleteDems 7 points ago +7 / -0

They need to incriminate as many of us as they can. Just following orders.

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Ladybug87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny thing is, the two dudes were black 😂

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like any conservative grace a crap abut who sang when none of us watched it.

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giantrabbit1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. These people are like the fascist gestapo. They're there to investigate dissent against the deep state. That's it. There is no work that can be more important to them than this.

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Simon_Jester 31 points ago +31 / -0

didnt the guy who was walking her dogs get fucking shot? No one cares about that for some reason

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SCP0073 20 points ago +20 / -0

He did, 4 times, and he lived. Here’s your new gun control advocate.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too bad nobody ever has that happen and thinks "gee, if I or some other passerby was armed, maybe I wouldn't have gotten shot".

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Skyking772002 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a case for needing HiCap mags if you can’t drop one person with 4 hits.

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm willing to bet that if a Trump voter shot you 4 times in the chest you have roughly a 99.97% chance of dying.

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Winter_bow_huntress 28 points ago +28 / -0

So the fbi is now investigating dog-nappings? So glad my tax dollars are going to the worthy cause of finding a millionaire pop stars dogs /s

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Barbs 20 points ago +20 / -0

I hope you all see they’re trying to blame us for this. Why would the left retaliate?

This is getting absurd. I know when I heard the suspects are two black dudes in a white Beemer in LA, I immediately thought “MAGA country.”

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masterfulsky 13 points ago +13 / -0

you saying it was the hodge twins

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SCP0073 15 points ago +15 / -0

I expect no less than 20 agents on this case. 15 couldn’t figure out the noose thing so 20 agents should suffice.

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Filo76 4 points ago +4 / -0

20 agents? Well they’d better pull all the agents they have working on the election fraud. So they’ll be at a robust 20 agents now.

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SCP0073 4 points ago +4 / -0

In second thought, that’s not enough! A travesty, nay, a national tragedy such as these missing dogs requires the entire bureau, all field agents and desk jockeys on deck! We must... #bringbackourdogs

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Filo76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden should lower all flags in honor of these brave and heroic dogs standing in the face of white supremacism.

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ObongoForPrison2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's sad when a pet is stolen or harmed, but it's a job for local law enforcement. The fact that a federal agency has taken this case proves we are living in a retarded clown world.

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Julius_Severus 6 points ago +6 / -0

A man was shot and all people care about is this dumb broad's dogs

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RockyMin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait, this isn't a Babylon Bee story?

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Pepesforfreedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

I felt bad for her for a minute, now I’m like, “did this really happen?”

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dorsal_fin 5 points ago +5 / -0

The FBI is one the case! They must have a raging clue right now!

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BaconRingBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

The media are hoping to God that the two suspects are multi-cultural white supremacists.

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Apersonofinterest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we all know that isn’t happening.

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MAGARyLue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woof.

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B_Sack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our FBI is a fucking joke.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't insult jokes.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her voice is so shitty that it could've easily enraged anyone across political parties. For all we know, the dogs could've staged the dognappings to get away from that no talent psycho.

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Formerleftist 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is just getting embarrassing now. Why do these guys at the FBI entertain this nonsense. How about finding out why Bill went to Pedo Island 28 times

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Furshezil 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to investigate her pedo cookies.

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ravioli_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yesterday the story was "French bulldogs are expensive and high in demand" now it's lefty in a lefty area of a lefty city of a lefty county in a lefty state had a political attack."

Also... what about the 4 bullets in the chest of the dog walker? Were they beebees or real bullets? Find the shooter, not the dog napper.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

So now anything remotely bad happening to anyone associated with the Biden administration is cause to investigate Trump supporters? I didn't think it would get that dumb that quickly but I guess I was wrong.

How exactly is this not a witch hunt?

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ZhouBai-Den 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, the robbers said, "Yeah, those dogs are that Gaga cunt's three."

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

the FBI has turned into the DNC's KGB

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mclsusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they have their red hats on?

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think no one has told her that she’s a Non-essential worker in America!

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, just her singing in general.

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PKC_MAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? Hope it's fake. If it was about Biden, I am sure they would care less about dogs.

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notatallimsure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they really not have bigger things to worry about?

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok? But why? Is there any evidence for this? Let me guess...

I'd put my life savings on a few young (15-25) male black shooters.

Edit: easiest bet of my life. Who gonna pay me?

https://patriots.win/p/12hkP2hyNE/ut-oh-lady-gagas-dogs-stolen-by-/c/

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cchris_39 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike Vick reaches a new low.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

That headline makes me think she tried to whack the dog walker because he saw something he wasn't supposed to.

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Totally_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey FBI "guys", you're a bunch of worthless lackeys for satanists and geriatric kiddy fuckers. Give yourselves a round of applause, faggots.

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Hades440 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do we know for certain they were dog napped? I think there's far more evidence to suggest they finally escaped the horror of living with Lady Gaga.

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FLmanTampa64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any excuse to jump into their batmobiles.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doggo Smollett <3 MAGA2021

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Omniwulf 1 point ago +1 / -0

So dogs nabbed.. She post a 500k reward.. The radios start playing her music back to back.. sales go through the roof. Press drool all over her. none stop talking about her.

me? I think she did this herself for money.

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heyhay83 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe it was the FBI or ATF they shoot people with dogs all the time?

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like Lady Gag, what a repulsive fucking slut.

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MastaNuffin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking Bitchasscockknockingdevilscumguzzlingreamedoutanalswabs of Idiots

FUCK ALL YOUR MOTHERS

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noonthirty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Incurable TDS.

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AmericaAllDay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah her friend Maria just needed to use them for a spirit cooking session.

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burner123 1 point ago +1 / -0

sounds like something Qanon would say

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

WELCOME TO SHITY WOK PLEASE NO WE NO SEE YOUR DOGGY NO MO QUESTION PLEASE NOW PLEASE TRY OUR SHITTY CHICKEN

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Muttsbitetoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one gives a FUCK about these people

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thallos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dognappings are real, they take the dogs and use them for training in dog fighting rings. It's pretty bleak... But the fbi even considering it to be some political thing is just so fuckin classic at this point.

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jrgreen73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. Her singing must have been really bad.

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Jmadness 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think her dogs are fine and think they all know where the dogs are. I think this entire dog situation is an escuse to attack the second amendment because the dog walker was shot and another attack on maga movement. I do think Miley's dog did pass.

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Skyking772002 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t know she sang at the inauguration. Didn’t think anyone watched it. She can still fuck right off but don’t mess with the dogs. They are all good doggies.

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Monz 1 point ago +1 / -0

No MAGA will hurt or kill dogs. So I doubt it. If they were of high value they probably got sold. That happens all the time to high value breeds.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL! Her microphone looks like a Shure Beta 57 spray-painted gold (didn't want to take her gold-plated Neumann around the commoners?)

>I'm lulzing about this because I was just writing about Rush Limbaugh's gold EIB microphone being a gift from the EV company, all these celebrity/rapper hacks either have to buy or make their own blingy-mikes : )