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War_Hamster 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gotta say I read that in Alex Jones voice and it was perfect.

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JustBoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

AND Marjorie Taylor Greene as VICE-PRESIDENT. Oh my, Every Day at the White House would be FUN DAY!

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Effin kek

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RememberKosciuszko 14 points ago +14 / -0

It would crash the fucking simulation and pop the breakers at the lab, 100%

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Redpill-notCommieRed 11 points ago +11 / -0

4 hour press conferences where the doors are locked!

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HairSniffer 6 points ago +7 / -1

I second the motion.

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PerDiem 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’d rather see Salty Cracker as press sec. ha ha!

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Stefanos 5 points ago +5 / -0

A good idea, but NOBODY triggers the left like AJ :D

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

This too!!

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E-dantes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would watch that every day without fail!

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Frustrated123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guarantee you this, if Alex was press secretary we would have more than 800 people watching.

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Gmelindag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I absolutely love Alex Jones!

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SkullLeader1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would watch the shit out of that.

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gadsdensrevenge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why stop at just one secretary? We could have 3. McEnany, Cracker and Jones. Two could provide suppressive fire while the other was exploding noggins in the press room.

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Average-Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

He would eat their leftist ass like corn on the cob

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MrMcGreenGenes 2 points ago +2 / -0

AJ is leaning towards Desantis/Paul as of the current broadcast.

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fun fact: AJ Launched Rand Paul's career. He used to appear frequently on the show.

Sad fact: Rand Paul is no Ron Paul. DeSantis needs to stay away from him.

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Winter_bow_huntress 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m worried that Alex would have a stroke at the podium from shouting at the idiots with press passes lol I would definitely pay to see him be press secretary though🤣

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

That needs to happen. Now.

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Frustrated123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yesssssssss

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what I voted for. We were supposed to have honest reporters in the Press Corps, they even gave Jerome Corsi a press-pass for InfoWars in the beginning. (I was hoping for Jones to be there every day, or even LeeAnn McAdoo/Millie Weaver/Owen Shroyer.)

But noooo, we got 4 years of Abilio Acosta flouncing around interrupting The President and writing Don LeMons script for later that evening.