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CynicalTwit22 181 points ago +184 / -3

Talk about a stroke of luck

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deleted 123 points ago +125 / -2
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Artisane 89 points ago +92 / -3

Maybe he can be rubbed out one day

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ineX0r2 69 points ago +71 / -2

Should be ejectulated from his position.

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Mew_Deuces 75 points ago +77 / -2

"Cum on man!"

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ChuckedBeef 63 points ago +65 / -2

Gonna take more than a stiff fine to deal with this tool

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Forty_Five 53 points ago +54 / -1

They need to be more hard on this perv

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Chaospyke 48 points ago +49 / -1

This entire thread is re-dick-culous

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NinjaPlease 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck , cum on guys !

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Trumpternal 5 points ago +6 / -1

gay

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look girth, here's the deal.

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

*kids

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Trumpternal 5 points ago +6 / -1

gay

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Trumpternal 5 points ago +6 / -1

gay

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Trumpternal 5 points ago +6 / -1

gay

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TrumpIncitedErection 16 points ago +16 / -0

Randi Weingarten: "now is the time for understanding. We need to try to understand what led this diligent, brave teacher to pleasure himself in front of 8-year-olds. We can't jump to conclusions. Everyone is due their due process. I look forwarding to learning, along with you, the nature of the events today."

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CaptainQuip 17 points ago +18 / -1

what led this diligent, brave teacher to pleasure himself in front of 8-year-olds

Because he got aroused looking at the kids!

This article from the conservative tree house bolsters that assertion.

The 21-year employee for Montgomery County Public Schools – who also runs Pirate Magic, a business that throws “pirate parties” for youngsters while he portrays a character named “Captain Silly Bones” 

John Wayne Gacy worked as a clown to also get close to kids without raising too much suspicion.

Careful who you hire for your kid's parties and don't let your eyes off them ( the hirees and the children)!

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Induceddrag 6 points ago +6 / -0

New pirate name Captain Silly Boner.

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CaptainQuip 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arghh!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Point of fact:

OP says 8th graders. I was 12 when I entered 8th grade, most were 13. At 8 I entered 4th grade. A significant difference. Still ...

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit man I've seen this comment before, or some serious deja vu.

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CaptainQuip 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Although neither is good, I'm hoping it was the older kids.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, neither is good and both are illegal. I'm more about keeping facts straight than claiming anything is somehow "good" about this.

Others have laid out how this could be prosecuted. I hope that will happen.

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CaptainQuip 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't take the time to see if it was, in fact, eighth graders or eight year olds, I wasn't trying to imply anything about it as being 'good'. Really was going for a more along the lines of 'the lesser of two evils' kind of thing.

I agree, the degenerate scum does need prosecuting for this.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a quote from someone in authority?

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +11 / -8

Ah man I missed dad puns at the top of serious posts just like reddit oh wait, no, I didn’t miss the gravity of these posts being driven down by bad jokes at all.

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r_u_srs_srsly 88 points ago +88 / -0

lol, blue checks worrying about his job?

I'm on board with not firing someone on an allegation.

The allegation isn't even contested.

Why is this person not arrested and charged with sex acts involving minors?

Put him on leave until his case is sorted in the courts, THEN fire him when he's convicted.

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SCP0073 35 points ago +35 / -0

“Cuz he didn’t know he was a zoom call.” Bullshit.

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Keiichi81 26 points ago +26 / -0

If I accidentally said "n**ger" during a work call, I'd be fired immediately, whether I knew my mic was on or not.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

Truth.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless you were Pedo Joe.

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c0mpl3x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look fat, the black community loves me, I was with Barack Osa— 0bama.

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ParkerFH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Teachers (thanks to their unions) are the most powerful, protected group of people in the country.

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MichelesPenis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Come on man, it happens. People aren't that tech savvy. It happened to me three times, just tonight. I'm going for four.

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SCP0073 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol I’d say “think of kids” but it’d only make him harder.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could definitely see it happening if you’re black since they don’t know how to use the internet according to Joe Biden.

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great point. Ima 'member that. Might come in handy.

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ChuckedBeef 29 points ago +29 / -0

Can't be fired? How can he even keep his job when he's committed a sex crime like that? An exception is going to have to be made.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 20 points ago +20 / -0

Welcome to the AFT and NEA. IF you think Teamsters had control over shit... you ain't seen shit.

These unions need to be put into place, and immediately. Same way that Reagan knocked PATCO (Air Traffic Controllers Union) down to size....

Problem is, no one is going to do it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

The president will, surely!

Oh wait, pedo Joe ...

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 22 points ago +23 / -1

You can be a registered sex offender for getting caught peeing outside of there’s a school near by and this guy keeps his job working with children?

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fusreedah 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had a friend who is on the sex offenders registry for life because when he was 17 he put gay porn on his teacher's laptop as a prank. Haha, I thought it was funny and harmless.

Kids playing jokes and harming poor sensitive teachers' fragile minds: you need to knock on your neighbor's doors and tell them you're a sex offender for the rest of your life. Teacher masturbating with middle schoolers: naughty naughty, temporary leave for you!

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of a teacher ruins a kids life over something so silly?

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JerryJerryJerry 8 points ago +8 / -0

Was gonna say, teaching from prison should be deterrent.

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drsowells1fan 45 points ago +45 / -0

Do you think this might spark a "conversation" about the commie teachers unions having too much power?

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DongSquad420 15 points ago +16 / -1

What exactly is a teachers union for? They get the summer off, all federal and school holidays, the usual pto time, and maternity leave for like a month as well. Plus, they all get paid well in solid public schools. I dont get it. Parents are still gonna bitch to the school about their kids teachers. Ive had teachers that legit put in minimum effort and inflated everyones grades to always As and Bs, teachers who actually just sucked and barely spoke english, and no matter what, these people still have jobs for years after i graduated.

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Prussian_Pepe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Teachers unions funnel political money, enforce progressive propaganda in the education system, and keep pedos and child molesters safe and employed. All things highly useful to modern society.

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OrdinaryFellow 5 points ago +5 / -0

At this point, sending your children to these institutions would constitute child abuse in a sane country.

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Taliesin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget the high proportion of teachers who were members of Antifa, actively engaged in rioting and burning last summer.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's absolutely a mistake to think that all teachers get paid well. The pay range across districts is huge.

That's a separate issue from the situation here

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C5H5NNiO -2 points ago +2 / -4

Teachers are overpaid. The administrators are overpaid. Every and all districts.

You've drank the cool aid.

Time for some ipecac. Need a prescription?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Administrators generally cause all the problems while getting all the money.

If teacher's pay is the same across all districts that's changed a lot. Is that really what you're suggesting?

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icockmyglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

teachers unions having too much power

Why? The statement that this post hinges on lacks context. No one is asking "why can't the teacher be fired"'? Instead everyone is shitting their pants , "OMFG he can't be fired!".

There are agreements between employers and unions. Typically, part of those agreements are clauses stating that the employer can't summarily fire an employee without a form of due process that is likely going to take slightly longer than knee jerking freak outs.

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Kfc_and_Watermelon 27 points ago +27 / -0

He shouldn't be fired.... He should be arrested for sexual assault and child abuse

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GGodHand 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nah I think he should just be fired... FIRED ON after lining this pedo against a wall. Turn him into Swiss cheese.

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Kfc_and_Watermelon 3 points ago +3 / -0

True

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Major_Nutt 5 points ago +5 / -0

You misspelled "shot repeatedly".

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ShitOfPeace 25 points ago +25 / -0

I would love to see in those union rules where it says you can expose yourself to children and keep your job.

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GinoInTheFight 23 points ago +23 / -0

With pay, no doubt.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 13 points ago +13 / -0

So, an indefinite vacation .. for pedophilia.

Thanks, teachers union!

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Kaarous 20 points ago +21 / -1

Death to unions. Death to labor racketeering. Death to the mafias of our time.

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Major_Nutt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Death to pedos and commies

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Hedonismbot 17 points ago +18 / -1

This would clearly be a violation of any type of morality clause that is in every teacher contract. If he's tenure, they will need to do a 3020A hearing first if he lived in New York State for example. I'm not sure about MD State law.

Question is, what parent still lets their kid into this guys room, care (en loco parentis) or digital call??

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c89631147e 24 points ago +24 / -0

New York literally has a building where +/-700 suspended teachers go (with pay) because districts can’t fire them at a cost to the taxpayer of $75 million annually. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Hedonismbot 16 points ago +16 / -0

The rubber room :/

In some cases good teachers get stuck there too. For example, two punk ass kids start to fight in the hallway. You step in as a teacher to break it up. After the fight a parent alleges you were too rough, mishandled, or did something too much against their kid.

Now you're stuck in the room until your case resolves. And there are years worth of backlog cases that will get heard first.

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StrongIsland 8 points ago +8 / -0

Parents need to press charges, this would not be acceptable on school property why is this acceptable coming through their forced visual instructions, was this done with school property, cause my child and I am liable for things done with school property, UNACCEPTABLE!!!

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IroWide 14 points ago +16 / -2

This world deserves every bit of the wrath God's promised it. Day by day, I feel the desire to pray for mercy growing dimmer.

America...to whom much is given, much is required.

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AntsCamera 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jerking off in front of kids is the symbol of Bidens america. It's ok if your union donates democrat.

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MichelesPenis 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG it really is! Xidens amerika summed up perfectly.

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KuhlooKuhlay 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's what a teacher's union means. In NYC they are so strong they literally can't fire people and will pay teachers to show up and not teach in a large handful of cases. Would not at all be shocked to see them equally as strong in MD.

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runonce 6 points ago +6 / -0

That happens in a lot of districts when they have a teacher that just isn't any good at teaching anymore but they don't have a good reason for not renewing a tenured teacher's contract. There's a list of positions in any district reserved for just such an occasion.

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wish there were more creative ways we could attempt to break up the cabal. It's the ultimate scam the teacher's unions that is.

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iSignedUpForThis 11 points ago +11 / -0

Abolish public unions!!

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Gerbaski 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pedos go in the woodchipper

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Feet first.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not going to call you a "Qtard," but if that isn't what you mean, what is it?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS, is the Age of Aquarius:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb8luHdpR84

I bet you've never heard it. Worth listening to!

What did you mean to reference instead?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Off by a million miles.

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope you did. Those horses had some killer moves.

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c0mpl3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q is for fags

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marishiten 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then bring criminal charges against him. That's a lewd act in front of minors. He should be made to let his neighbor's know that he's on the sex offender registry.

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Mitschu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Since it's digital, it comes with a whole slew of additional crimes.

For example, the video of him masturbating in front of children is defacto child pornography, per federal law: "any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct [say for example, masturbating] involving a minor [such as the witnesses in the call]", and possessing or distributing it (as he did to several other children, due to the nature of Zoom) is another felony charge apiece.

So not only is he guilty of multiple counts of manufacturing child pornography, as well as multiple counts of possession, he's also guilty of an exponential number of cases (the number of students, squared, since each of them received pornography not just of themselves but each other student) of distributing child pornography to the individual victims of said pornography.

And that's on top of the existing "corrupting the youth", "sexual conduct with minors", and other tangible crimes he's guilty of.

Let the teacher's union make their stand by keeping him on payroll. Union rules are not federal laws, so by all means, he can keep broadcasting his curriculum right up to the executioner's needle. That'd be a last lesson the young students will take to heart, I feel.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure you're interpreting that correctly? Who will prosecute?

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24-Seven 6 points ago +6 / -0

why has he not been charged by the police

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mytummyhurts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember John Freshwater? No? Look him up and find out how fast the union dumped him. Teacher's unions have evolved to protect pedophiles from parents. Godly men need not apply (but you'll be legally compelled to pay dues).

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MakeFreedomRing 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about fuckin arrested!! If any of those kids saw Genitals, dude needs to get probed in prison for a few years.

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SpaceRat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not defending this, but probably was just jerking under the table.

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Goldlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

unions duh

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308win 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only there were laws prohibiting an adult from exposing themselves to minors......

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Homeschooling.

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

So he still gets our taxpayer dollars. Got it.

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bigbossman2 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he was doing nothing other than wearing a red hat he would be fired.

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jerrycan111 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well yeah. They know they dont have to fear repercussion from our side

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FreeKyle2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cant the parents sue or do something? This freak should be in jail.

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Mummabear20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh yes, this is just the beginning.

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BidenBuhtSecks 3 points ago +3 / -0

A kid gets suspended for having a bb gun in his own room while on zoom but this pedo fuck gets protected from being fired? What fuck is this shit?

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, rather than protect students from being exposed to a masturbating teacher, they protect jack off

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Protecting pedophiles every day.

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Handypatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where are the local dads?

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Forgotmypass666 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay, so maybe he can't be fired. I'm pretty sure he can still be locked the fuck up though.

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AgnesDomini 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, yes he can! The parents can push for criminal charges. Once he is convicted, he can be fired. Employment forms for those of us in education mandate full disclosure of any criminal conduct involving minors. That counts as exposing minors to pornographic imagery, totally illegal (at least for now, until the Left pushes the Overton Window even further to make that an accepted new norm).

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CaptainHempbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abolish teachers unions.

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Good Morning class, I’m Ms Muffintop, I’m your substitute teacher today. Mr Teacher couldn’t be here today because he’s jerking off right now.” -a quote from Monday morning probably

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elmerecido 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: FUCK UNIONS

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have friends that live in Maryland and they've heard nothing about this. Fucking pedo enabling media.

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stjohnny24 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll settle for arrested. Or executed

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BasedFuckface 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you talking about Gym Jordan?

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Teaching is where child molesters go when they don't believe in god.

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It should be legal to just shoot these fucks.

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LibertySmiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well then can he be exterminated?

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Killinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Report him to the authorities and then sue the district for employing a sex offender.

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biggerthanpluto 2 points ago +2 / -0

With? So the 8th graders were doing it too? Peer pressure, eh?

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theflabmaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fired? How about arrested?

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zaku 1 point ago +1 / -0

Teachers unions allow creepy teachers to keep on teaching kids while they kick out good and sane teachers.

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Guildpro101 1 point ago +1 / -0

While he can't be fired, by the union, the parents can fire their guns in his general direction.

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TurdPatrol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soon it will ve like the church. Just shuffle them around.