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CynicalTwit22 181 points ago +184 / -3

Talk about a stroke of luck

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deleted 123 points ago +125 / -2
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Artisane 89 points ago +92 / -3

Maybe he can be rubbed out one day

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ineX0r2 69 points ago +71 / -2

Should be ejectulated from his position.

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Mew_Deuces 75 points ago +77 / -2

"Cum on man!"

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Trumpternal 5 points ago +6 / -1

gay

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Trumpternal 5 points ago +6 / -1

gay

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Trumpternal 5 points ago +6 / -1

gay

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TrumpIncitedErection 16 points ago +16 / -0

Randi Weingarten: "now is the time for understanding. We need to try to understand what led this diligent, brave teacher to pleasure himself in front of 8-year-olds. We can't jump to conclusions. Everyone is due their due process. I look forwarding to learning, along with you, the nature of the events today."

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CaptainQuip 17 points ago +18 / -1

what led this diligent, brave teacher to pleasure himself in front of 8-year-olds

Because he got aroused looking at the kids!

This article from the conservative tree house bolsters that assertion.

The 21-year employee for Montgomery County Public Schools – who also runs Pirate Magic, a business that throws “pirate parties” for youngsters while he portrays a character named “Captain Silly Bones” 

John Wayne Gacy worked as a clown to also get close to kids without raising too much suspicion.

Careful who you hire for your kid's parties and don't let your eyes off them ( the hirees and the children)!

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Induceddrag 6 points ago +6 / -0

New pirate name Captain Silly Boner.

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CaptainQuip 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arghh!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Point of fact:

OP says 8th graders. I was 12 when I entered 8th grade, most were 13. At 8 I entered 4th grade. A significant difference. Still ...

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit man I've seen this comment before, or some serious deja vu.

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CaptainQuip 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Although neither is good, I'm hoping it was the older kids.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a quote from someone in authority?

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 3 points ago +11 / -8

Ah man I missed dad puns at the top of serious posts just like reddit oh wait, no, I didn’t miss the gravity of these posts being driven down by bad jokes at all.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0