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So I heard Disney wants to reboot Firefly. Taking bets they'll put some dipshit woman in charge of it, she'll make Tshirts that say "The sky is female" and Mal will play second fiddle to Inara, who will be a fat black gangsta with a wig and fake tits
posted ago by CommieCucker ago by CommieCucker +442 / -0

Also, Zoe will take the wheel away from Wash when things get tough, because, "Men can't do anything right, let a woman do it!" Kayleigh will inexplicably be able to use the Force with no training. Shepherd Book will die in the first episode when an alliance officer kneels on his neck.

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– MakeFreedomRing 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shepherd Book will die in the first episode when an alliance officer kneels on his neck.

LMAO

I loved firefly, just wish the damn actors would stick to acting and outta politics.

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– digi 17 points ago +17 / -0

Jayne (Adam Baldwin) not to be confused the fucktard Baldwin brothers is pretty based. He's one of my favorite actors, did a great job on "The Last Ship" also. Another good show.

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– CommieCucker [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn, I always thought he WAS one of the Baldwin brothers, just not a fucktard. Been a fan of his since he was Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket

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– Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

The first time I saw him was in "My Bodyguard", with Chris Makepeace. He played the kid everyone in school was afraid of.

I like him in just about anything I've seen him in - FMJ, Chuck, Firefly, Independence Day. He did a brief stint on Law & Order: SVU, but it was probably too woke for him. It got to the point we had to stop watching it.

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